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She couldn't afford to feed him
We went to Chili's last night, he ate an entire cheeseburger and fries, 2 chicken nuggets off his brothers plate and split dessert with his mom... HE IS ONLY TWO!!!
Buy more plants... I need to feed my human garbage disposal..
I have 2 grandsons that eat like that, healthy appetites, and they are rail thin, go figure.
Heck if I ever ate like that I would be larger than one of Gregs Chicken coops.
The Baby gitl is just the most precious little thing, always smiling. unlike my frowny faces.
well for an update from the doctor,
Poor Dr walked in and I looked at him and said , " Ya kow this is an ungodly hour of the morning to tell someone bad news" ( I had seen the MRI brfore he did actually)
The smarty pants looks at me and says well I do have good news,
me: oh really and what would that be
DR H: well you dont have cancer!
Me: well thats a no brainer lol
Then he proceeded to tell me I have 3 good disks, C 1, 2, 3 are perfect, the rest of the disks from 4 down to 8 are totally blown and compressed.( explains the migraines at least).
surgery is iminent,( ya huh Im thinking NOT!)
the nerve in my elbow has to be shoved back into its home.
and I have to quit smoking (gasp) before surgery can take place, ya huh like thats happening.
and the hand has to be sliced and diced too, gee can ya think of any other body part needing metal and string?
now I told him the only way he was getting into my body parts to fix all these miserable breakdowns was to do all 3 surgerys at the same time,
He explained that all 3 fat arses wouldnt fit on my arm at the same time( his words not mine btw)
so 3 surgerys, nah dont think so isnt happening, better pick one body part to play with only. make it the right choice cause ya aint bout to get a second or third whack at my body.
so needless to say it wasnt a good visit, but at least it was a funny one, I dont think I have ever had so much fun getting bad news.
Oh forgot to add, when he was showing me the MRI he was explaining about the cerebral cortex and brain stem
and he just had to say and this is the base of the brain, ' I dead panned looked at him and said, well at least I have proof there is a brian in there some where.
the look on his face was priceless
he was trying so hard not to laugh.
What on Earth have you done to your body Gypsy? Were you an Olympic athlete in your younger years? Talk about broken down
Make it your arm, that disc back surgery I've seen too many times~it feels great at first, but the first sneeze or fart and you're outa business again.
