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Pish!
You DO know I have your address, right? And it is the Christmas season? And, lord knows what I can put in box and write "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!". My mischievous inner child is all riled up! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!
Magazine photos are for Karen! Still makes me so proud of her and the Lav Ams getting a wee bit of recognition.
You DO KNOW I know where you live and I know your house like the back of my hand! mauauaua I know where Willie sleeps and I know where you keep your EE's dang it! Pigs like chicken right?
I see more petting zoo signs coming your way with Xmas lights this time and a NEON arrow poiting to the back yard!!!
Yes, Karen is our little supa stah!!!
Willie is a vegetarian!
And, stop stalking me. I know that's you! You are just making my gift to you worse for yourself.
Mark is willing to do your dirty work? What a good man!
That sign sounds all white trash like...I'll have to put it on the side of our lawn close to the neighbors and add our name to the christmas light contest here in town and give them a run for their money.
(They put up the worst decorations and win "best scene" almost every year! We put up a wreath and that's it!) Mark's other sign is now in our kitchen! Free petting zoo indeed!