Kids can be so gross! Are yours?

[agnes_day]

well i think we can all agree that bruit is even worse than any of those..my husband used to buy that as a teen and it was disgusting, almost as bad as generic polo!!!!

 

[sparkles2307]

My kids KNOW not to do that stuff, but my little one, 5, does it anyway. He tooted during prayer time at church on Sunday! And he gets such a kick out of himself, he was trying not to laugh and turned beet red and had tears running down his cheeks he thought he was so funny!

 

[sacrifice]

My kids are 23 and 26 now, but I remember those times when the gross level was almost too much for me (and my wife) to handle. Then I remember that some of the neighbor kids were way, way worse.

But, speaking of boogers.........I work at an elementary school, and early in the school year a 2nd grader walked up to me with his finger in the air and stated, "I have a booger on my finger!" And he did

. I asked him where he got it. He said he didn't know. ----- Kids.....

 

[Damummis]

I am about to have an asthma attack here, people!!! Kids ARE gross AND embarrassing. My DD announced to the deli guy that "Pee pees can fart too." I could have died. This is the same DD that wiped boogers on the vanity in the bathroom, behind her bed, on the wall by her bed and who knows where else. She would eat everything. Bugs included. Finally got her to shower more than once a week. Sometimes I wonder how she will ever get a mate.

 

[coloradochick]

Thanks all!!!

I'm officially feeling better about my 4 heathens. I can conjure up some good booger memories, and of course everyone has a "toot" story or two but some of you guys have me beat by miles and that makes me

 

[mom'sfolly]

"I tooted" seems to be one of the eight year old's favorite sentences. I want to know how, while wearing shoes, they get their socks so smeagy? How? And why do they have to leave them on the floor, in the car, on the coffee table, in the tub, even on the table? We have hampers and a laundry room, this house isn't that big, and I'm sure they know where it is.............why?

Mud is another. I live in Texas, and it just ain't that wet, that often. How do they have mud on their clothes and shoes? Where do they find mud? And how do they get that much on them? Again, I'm probably better off not knowing.

 

[teach1rusl]

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And yet some people will say "I would never have a dog in the house...they track in filth." And others rush to wash their hands if they've just petted a cat or touched a chicken???? Children are oh so much more germ infested and gross than any animal I've ever owned...lol. My dogs eat chicken poo, and I can still say that after reading some folks' responses

 

[agnes_day]

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[Mrs. Green Thumbs]

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I can SO picture my step son doing the exact same thing! At mommy's house fart jokes are a no go but at daddy's house.... it's a regular fart-a-thon and Bubba in all his glorious boy-ness is in hog's heaven! But lord... that stick thin little bitty boy can knock me out at twenty paces

 

[Patty13637]

OK after reading this thread do we all understand why some mammals eat there young ????