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[gointothebirdsfarm]

And drink water!! And use peppermint oil for nausea...

 

[sealer39]

I’m still kicking!

• I finished trimming in the outside of my backup AC.
• burned trash
• Loaded the dish washer
• Unloaded 22 jugs of clorine from the car

I decided to put off the electrical work and chainsaw work for another day so I could do the most dangerous job yet. I’m going to cut my own hair.
Let see, very sharp scissors in close proximity to eyes, ears, nose and jugular vein.
I hope y’all have the insurance policy complete!

 

[cheepteach]

eyes open or closed?

 

[MROO]

@sealer39 -
We can all joke about it ... but DO NOT use Covid as an excuse to avoid a tetanus shot. If you have to, get it from your local pharmacy ... but GET THAT TETANUS ShOT!
So Speaketh the Powers That Be ... Did you git 'er done, yet?

 

[MROO]

That was the first thing I thought of when I was being told to get a Tetanus shot. If I go in, they test me for Covid and that will be one more false positive for their statistics.

NOT an excuse! Completely unrelated, no matter what "The Authorities" call it ...

 

[MROO]

I was busy collecting a baculum and shooting hummingbirds for an hour.

You were shooting hummingbirds with baculum? Is that even legal?

 

[MROO]

This photo I found off of the internet is one.
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The hens are still crossing the road. The rooster has stopped. Figures. Let's hope he's there as a crossing guard and not a potential road pizza!

 

[sourland]

I do have an excellent aim.
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I once did.

 

[The Moonshiner]

I’m still kicking!

• I finished trimming in the outside of my backup AC.
• burned trash
• Loaded the dish washer
• Unloaded 22 jugs of clorine from the car

I decided to put off the electrical work and chainsaw work for another day so I could do the most dangerous job yet. I’m going to cut my own hair.
Let see, very sharp scissors in close proximity to eyes, ears, nose and jugular vein.
I hope y’all have the insurance policy complete!

You're not a proper redneck if you don't have a Flowbee.
And I hope youre leaving it long in the back.

 

[sealer39]

You're not a proper redneck if you don't have a Flowbee.
And I hope youre leaving it long in the back.

I need to get a Flowbee AND leave it long in the back? You know you’re describing a Mullet right?