Kiki's Fresh Freaky Friday Fun Fudge Fantastic-ness

[Conan]

A trash burger for a trash burger gives the whole world food poisoning.
Or something like that lmao. Idk man, I don't even like burgers.

I guess I'll poison the world of dicks with trash burgers. I won't even feel bad.
I love burgers, especially smashed burgers. I'll make my own.

 

[MROO]

Sorry, I'm still the winner of the golden klutz award. I've never heard of anyone else who has managed to slice their wrist open on a toilet.

Now THAT is impressive!

 

[featherhead007]

Been there, done that.

 

[MROO]

Have you ever had somebody come to visit and notice that they changed it to over?

My MIL !

 

[featherhead007]

Yup! And are any of y'all old enough to remember Mr. Bubble? And were any of you brave enough to dump an entire box of the stuff into a "service station" fountain ... at night under the colored lights?
Not that I'd know anything about such a thing personally ...
Ummm .... just kinda thinkin' out loud? Ummm .... speculating, maybe?

Or planting pot plants in front of the police station?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Literally laughed out loud. You are related to me. One of my coworkers said that I am the most accident prone person...

Me too!!!

 

[R2elk]

I sliced my hand open while cutting up a banana.
I was also asleep, so..

Slicing a bagel is listed as the fifth most dangerous activity in the kitchen.

 

[MROO]

I made banana bread.
Also bangers n mash with too much garlic.. I feel sick.

There is no such thing as too much garlic ... unless you put it in the banana bread ...

 

[ShrekDawg]

I like both.
... Chocolate-covered raisins, mmmmmm.
Or chocolate chip raisin cookies!
MMMMMMMM.
... I was supposed to make fudge today, wasn't I?
Shizzle sticks.

I like that stuff too but when you are expecting a chocolate chip cookie or muffin and get raisin or blueberry it is not fun!!!

By no means did you offend me. I just was reminiscing about the good old days...not!

Oh okay good!!

Gray foxes are arboreal—one of only two canine species (the other being tanukis).
I like them a lot, they've never bothered our chickens or caused any sort of trouble.

Wow really!? That’s so cool!!!

No, of course not! I would go outside somewhere shady. The restroom is just where I'd go to get a few minutes to myself.

Ohhhh okay I was gonna say that’d be nasty

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Bangers? I'm not sure I even want to know what a banger is.

I was at tht one