Kiki's Summer Stupendous Social Salad Splash

[ShrekDawg]

Wtf are you doing?
The only reason to sit in the back of an empty parking lot is to trade drugs or play with a boy, and I'm fairly sure you're not doing either.

boosting Mickey D’s wifi

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

But how can you be you and mini you at the same time!?

Sure, you’re a winner and number one in general but ya can’t be two of you unless you cloned yourself

Two Kikis... there's a terrifying thought.

 

[featherhead007]

Ohhh. No ma'am, I only do legal drugs.

Drugs are for dopes! or, Only YOU can prevent forest fires.

 

[ShrekDawg]

You don't have unlimited data on your phone?

Nah we all share a plan still even my brothers even though they don’t live here and my one brother always uses like almost all the data every time we only have like 10% left with 10 more days. We get like 18 or 20 gigs I think.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Two Kikis... there's a terrifying thought.

what if she can disguise herself as someone else and she’s secretly here watching me!?

 

[Kiki]

But how can you be you and mini you at the same time!?

Sure, you’re a winner and number one in general but ya can’t be two of you unless you cloned yourself

 

[Tesumph]

Wait a minute I thought I was number one. That would make her number 2 right?

You are mama Kiki.. Kansas is mini Kiki #1 and Saffy is mini Kiki #2.
Not to be confused with the OG mini.
On a side note, autocorrect keeps making "Saffy" into "Daddy" and it makes me wildly uncomfortable.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

what if she can disguise herself as someone else and she’s secretly here watching me!?

Then I would say that no one can poke fun at me for "stalking" Carp anymore.

 

[featherhead007]

But how can you be you and mini you at the same time!?

Sure, you’re a winner and number one in general but ya can’t be two of you unless you cloned yourself

Bull

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

You are mama Kiki.. Kansas is mini Kiki #1 and Saffy is mini Kiki #2.
Not to be confused with the OG mini.
On a side note, autocorrect keeps making "Saffy" into "Daddy" and it makes me wildly uncomfortable.

... Me, too.
And yet, I'm laughing.