Kiki's Summer Stupendous Social Salad Splash

[The Moonshiner]

What have you done with Moonshiner?!? Did you throw him down a pit in your basement? Get him out now! The FBI is on the way!

(I don’t think I’m going to watch Silence of the Lambs again for a while. That movie tends to stick with you)

No he's dancing naked around a bonfire chanting some crazy $h!t. If he sees me hes gonna bolt.
We need a damsel in distress for a distraction.
When hes distracted I'll stun him with this big rock

 

[rocking chickens]

No he's dancing naked around a bonfire chanting some crazy $h!t. If he sees me hes gonna bolt.
We need a damsel in distress for a distraction.
When hes distracted I'll stun him with this big rock

And I am helping you becauce?

Any damcel will work. distrecc optional

 

[Painted Calls]

I’m still smacking my forehead.

I'm staying out of that mess.

 

[sdm111]

I'm starting to feel sick.

Me too and it ain't even mine lol

 

[Painted Calls]

Do you have a Samsung s20?

Shut up iPhoner.

 

[Painted Calls]

Ya I'm blaming you and your shock collar.
Are you qualified to preform electroconvulsive therapy?

Wanna find out?

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Dammit!! I’m kdogging today! I didn’t shave my pits before leaving!

Spoiler: Prickly Pits

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

I’m not proud

 

[electrycmonk]

Striking Stilettos.
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Stoic, subtle, strong, stylistically sensual

(I enjoy noir imagery)

 

[rocking chickens]

Stoic, subtle, strong, stylistically sensual

(I enjoy noir imagery)

To many of the curced letter. They haunt me