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[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

On discount for 20.99 for a limited time

?? I’m confused. Who’s on discount??

 

[rocking chickens]

@EverythingDucks

Can I please move into your bird house?

I'll pay rent

 

[rocking chickens]

?? I’m confused. Who’s on discount??

Chiny and Cexy Cerum

 

[R2elk]

Really embrace the flower child??

Go for it. Legs too.

 

[The Moonshiner]

No he's dancing naked around a bonfire chanting some crazy $h!t. If he sees me hes gonna bolt.
We need a damsel in distress for a distraction.
When hes distracted I'll stun him with this big rock

Didn't work. He saw me and got into the house. I went after him and
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer
I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile....

 

[rocking chickens]

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile....

Now I know who you are. Why did you have to pick a name with that awful letter? I am going to make an exemption to my own Rule. My entry letter:

Sue

 

[LaFleche]

@EverythingDucks

Can I please move into your bird house?

I'll pay rent

Gotcha!!!!

 

[Orpingtonsarecool]

Didn't work. He saw me and got into the house. I went after him and
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer
I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile....

what in the world

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Didn't work. He saw me and got into the house. I went after him and
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer
I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile....

Now I know who you are.

Sue
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I think something went wrong...again!

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Go for it. Legs too.

Mkay I missed a spot so I have a head start.