Kiki's upcoming party

[Sapphire Sebright]

Kiki... have you seen this yet? https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/rooster-started-humping-my-tv-remote-.1429561/

What on earth!?
It's like I said before! Horny birds abound!

 

[HappyDuckie]

What on earth!?
It's like I said before! Horny birds abound!

Someone said "Maybe he's just trying to change the channel"

 

[Kiki]

How long do you think it will take a frozen solid 20 pound turkey to defrost in the fridge?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

How long do you think it will take a frozen solid 20 pound turkey to defrost in the fridge?

There's usually a chart on the packaging somewhere, I think. Or in a cookbook, maybe.
For 20 pounds... I'd give it four or five days, to be safe, depending on where in the fridge you're putting it.

 

[HappyDuckie]

How long do you think it will take a frozen solid 20 pound turkey to defrost in the fridge?

A long time.

 

[Kiki]

Do not send Kiki to check on idiots!

 

[R2elk]

How long do you think it will take a frozen solid 20 pound turkey to defrost in the fridge?

If you were closer, I could give you a couple of fresh 10 lb. ones with or without the feathers.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Someone said "Maybe he's just trying to change the channel"

He's violating the channel!
I really hope that they remember to wipe the remote off....

 

[Kiki]

I'm thinking I'd like to cut up a turkey and cook it on the BBQ pit.
Or maybe just cook the wings and legs in the smoker thing.

 

[HappyDuckie]

He's violating the channel!
I really hope that they remember to wipe the remote off....

The rooster wears a diaper!