Hei 20
Free Ranging
- Oct 8, 2020
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![Barnie :barnie :barnie](/styles/byc-smilies/barnie.gif)
![Barnie :barnie :barnie](/styles/byc-smilies/barnie.gif)
![Barnie :barnie :barnie](/styles/byc-smilies/barnie.gif)
I only have one rooster, no hens in sight.
I was hoping it would turn out to be a hen but it didn't work out that way.
I knew this day would come, but I didn't know it would come this soon.
![Loudly crying face :sob: 😭](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f62d.png)
He has been humping my hand and the remote for a few days now.
Luckily for me and the remote,
he wears chicken diapers.
![Speak-no-evil monkey :speak_no_evil: 🙊](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f64a.png)
![Hear-no-evil monkey :hear_no_evil: 🙉](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f649.png)
![See-no-evil monkey :see_no_evil: 🙈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f648.png)
So, what do I do now?
I have no option on getting more poultry,
I shouldn't even have him either.
But I hatched him as an egg
and now I'm in love with him.
![Smiling face with hearts :smiling_face_with_3_hearts: 🥰](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f970.png)
![Smiling face with hearts :smiling_face_with_3_hearts: 🥰](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f970.png)
![Smiling face with hearts :smiling_face_with_3_hearts: 🥰](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f970.png)
He is a indoor rooster pet.
I blame Covid 19 boredom
for hatching him out.
![Face with medical mask :mask: 😷](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f637.png)
![Face with medical mask :mask: 😷](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f637.png)
![Face with medical mask :mask: 😷](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f637.png)
I don't know how to add a video so I only have pictures.
![Beaming face with smiling eyes :grin: 😁](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f601.png)