Rooster started humping my TV remote.😱

[Hei 20]

I only have one rooster, no hens in sight.
I was hoping it would turn out to be a hen but it didn't work out that way.
I knew this day would come, but I didn't know it would come this soon.
He has been humping my hand and the remote for a few days now.
Luckily for me and the remote,
he wears chicken diapers.
So, what do I do now?
I have no option on getting more poultry,
I shouldn't even have him either.
But I hatched him as an egg
and now I'm in love with him.
He is a indoor rooster pet.
I blame Covid 19 boredom
for hatching him out.
I don't know how to add a video so I only have pictures.

 

[Dottie the Chicken]

@Folly's place @aart

 

[Ruby Rogue]

Lol...get him a chicken stuffie or better yet, make him one.

 

[SebrightMix]

That’s so funny . You should get some hens for him.

 

[aart]

I have no option on getting more poultry,
I shouldn't even have him either.

Then give him to someone who can have chickens.

 

[Newbie_Chicken_Lady]

Oh boy, is it possible you could maybe get him a friend of some sort. Doesn't have to be poultry.

 

[Hei 20]

Then give him to someone who can have chickens.

But he is my baby!!!!

 

[Newbie_Chicken_Lady]

But he is my baby!!!!

I feel you. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE my rooster. My mom doesn't get it.
Do you have any other animals?

 

[Hei 20]

I feel you. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE my rooster. My mom doesn't get it.
Do you have any other animals?

He has a half brother CAT

 

[Chickassan]

Maybe he just wants to change the channel?
But seriously, if he does not have hens he's going to channel surf...he's a man bird.