That feeling of being WAAAAAY too full of food/drink? It has a name ... it's called "crapulence." Honest! Scout's Honor ... crapulence! I love IT ... (not the feeling ... the word!)
My MIL (God love her) would say, “I done floundered m’self.


You shall refer to Rooster as "Father" now.
I’m going with Friar. Friar Roo.