Kiki's WeekEND Inked Pearly Masquerade Ball

[ShrekDawg]

Oooh, ooh! Can you please spread out the entrails and PM me a couple photos of them?
I mean, you all know how obsessed I am with anatomy and all that....

Sure I’ll take photos of the insides before I pull them out too if you want? Lol

 

[ShrekDawg]

Um.
I like ice cream and dogs, and sometimes dance. Mayonnaise is something that I will eat, but as a condiment or a spread -- not a whole 'nother course.

Perfect!!!!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Sure I’ll take photos of the insides before I pull them out too if you want? Lol

YES, PLEASE.
Thank you!

 

[ShrekDawg]

YES, PLEASE.
Thank you!

No problem!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I despise fake sugar. It’s disgusting.

Agreed!

I’m reading backward & looking for pics. So far all I’ve seen is 20+pgs about cookie dough.

Sorry

 

[ShrekDawg]

Today I am shampooing my carpet and replacing all the blinds in my house. Puppy problems.
Also going to find that mask if it kills me.

Oh gosh!!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Im gonna separate those to make it less novel ish lol

 

[ShrekDawg]

Who buys cookie dough?
Start making it. And swap out some of the flour for bran or almond powder -- get some more fiber in you.
Cut down on the calories by swapping half of the sugar for no-calorie sugar substitute. There might be an odd aftertaste, but you get used to it quickly.
"Buying cookie dough..." sheesh!

That sounds nasty also I don’t like homemade cookie dough. It’s usually not mixed evenly and kinda salty. Homemade is better for actual cookies and store is better for eating raw

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

That sounds nasty also I don’t like homemade cookie dough. It’s usually not mixed evenly and kinda salty. Homemade is better for actual cookies and store is better for eating raw

Then mix it more.
MIX IT.
I seriously need to either drag you to my house or force my way into yours so that I can give you cooking lessons....
Where do you live? I'll pay for any window that I might break upon entering, really.

 

[The Moonshiner]

@The Moonshiner

You will participate this eve.

If I can keep a charge on this battery. Youve been blowing me up all day.
You're hell on my battery trying to keep up.