Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[CindyinSD]

Beer doesn't taste good though. It's only good for the alcohol in it. Take that part away and there is no point. Might as well drink piss.

I don't know. It tastes a little bit like a dry kombucha, which I like. The kombucha (if it comes out right) is better, I think. It's the carbonation I like really. Anything much in the way of a strong or too-sweet flavor gets in the way. But I wouldn't buy the fake stuff. If I was gonna drink beer I'd drink the real kind--ideally brewed by a friend.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Taste like a sister.

What does a sister taste like!? You’ve eaten your sister!?

Adorable right!?

I make a woldorf knockoff with leftover cooked quail.

I call it the Motel6 salad

So like chicken salad but with quail?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Y’all done worn me out. Wake me when it’s time to grease the pigs, play the spoons & have the watermelon seed spitting contest.

What spoons!?

Ashes are alkaline, so I suppose they'd change the color to whatever it is in alkaline soil. They're caustic though, so probably best mixed in with the soil.

Fascinating! Thanks!!!!

Spoiler: female outdoor potty device

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I think I need bleach

 

[Tesumph]

go back he's probably just nicely marinated now

Oh no, not for eating.

I don't know if that's trashy or nerdy—beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess.
In any case, his brains were coming out of his nose so (by my incredible powers of deduction) I figured his skull was not intact.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Oh no, not for eating.
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I don't know if that's trashy or nerdy—beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess.
In any case, his brains were coming out of his nose so (by my incredible powers of deduction) I figured his skull was not intact.

This is most definitely nerdy not trashy but in the best kind of way possible! Those are beautiful.

Has Chester tried to eat them!?

 

[Kiki]

I just did a WiFi speed test. 981 Mbs download, 984 Mbs upload. View attachment 2268541

My speed testing only goes up to 100.
How is 900 possible?

 

[Tesumph]

Theyre actually not that uncommon in campers or at least not around here. It was someone brilliant space saver idea.
And just how would it be nasty? I mean its in a shower. Most even have a sprayer hose attached low just for cleaning the toilet.
The real problem is taking a shower without continuously bumping into it or tripping over it.

But if you want to talk nasty I once seen an incinerator toilet in an RV. It was hooked to propane. After use you shut the lid and hit an igniter. It then burned everything. Never used it but the smell must of been pleasant. And seemed like a dangerous idea. What if you accidentity hit the switch while seating on it? Ouchie

Free Brazilian? Crack a window for the burnt hair smell.

 

[Kiki]

What does a sister taste like!? You’ve eaten your sister!?

Adorable right!?

So like chicken salad but with quail?

Fake sister.

 

[Tesumph]

This is most definitely nerdy not trashy but in the best kind of way possible! Those are beautiful.

Has Chester tried to eat them!?

He doesn't know they exist yet.
A couple years ago one of the dogs ate my raccoon skull. I've been waiting for the right feller (with no gunshot wounds or broken jaws) to take his place.

 

[RUNuts]

Theyre actually not that uncommon in campers or at least not around here. It was someone brilliant space saver idea.
And just how would it be nasty? I mean its in a shower. Most even have a sprayer hose attached low just for cleaning the toilet.
The real problem is taking a shower without continuously bumping into it or tripping over it.

But if you want to talk nasty I once seen an incinerator toilet in an RV. It was hooked to propane. After use you shut the lid and hit an igniter. It then burned everything. Never used it but the smell must of been pleasant. And seemed like a dangerous idea. What if you accidentity hit the switch while seating on it? Ouchie

I believe the shower in the toilet is called a bidet. If you run the water hose in through the window (if you have indoor plumbing), you too, can have a butt sprayer like the fancy french.

My concern is that cold water hitting. How do you get anything clean when puckered?