Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[ShrekDawg]

She gets them from her husband Rambo Man.

Once again you are the mistress of understatement. Show your husband's picture to enlighten them.

Oh boy! I thought they were like a decoration haha

BOOM !!!!!! Run, Kelsey, run.

Oh shoot! I think I ran too late!

 

[Conan]

You forgot to mention the hat! I love the hat! And everything about this!

It’s like cowgirl meets beach girl

It's called white trash!

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Absolutely. I should get a wave tramp stamp to complete this look.

Sploosh

 

[CindyinSD]

My mom bought two when the TP shortage hit. I need to ask her how she likes them.
I haven't been out to visit her since.

DH says the boys at ARF.com were very favorably impressed with the bidet experience. He read me some of their comments. So funny. Bunch of tough bad-boys...

 

[Kiki]

I don't even have to dress up. I just am white trash. Wife beater pseudo bikini top, ancient pink cutoffs, trashy bleach job on the hair, some sunglasses I found. Just another Thursday. View attachment 2269214

I am crying.

 

[Kiki]

Absolutely. I should get a wave tramp stamp to complete this look.

I'm peeing!

 

[ShrekDawg]

It's called white trash!

dead!!

Sploosh

Splish splash.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I am crying.

I'm peeing!

Wow! Peeing and crying!? That’s a lot of liquid loss! Are you sweating too!? Make sure you stay hydrated.

 

[Nabiki]

The place DH and I stayed at over the weekend had fancy Japanese toilets. They washed and dried.

If I ever get to build my dream house I will have Japanese style bathrooms. I will have a washlet (the fancy toilet). The washlet and the shower/bath will be in separate room. The toilet does not belong in the same room that you wash.

 

[Nabiki]

Blow dried or more of a gentle pat? I don't think I'd enjoy those high velocity wind turbines they are using nowadays. Saves time? Ties your hair in a knot too.

Again. The cold water is not appealing to me.

The fancy Japanese toilets use warm water.