Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[Ursuline Chick]

I have 109°F. Oops that's in the greenhouse. It's 85°F outside and 69°F inside.

So retire to the green house

 

[Tesumph]

Nahhh you’re not annoying! That was interesting!! Although those don’t sound too bad. I think I’ve heard of the worms in pork thing before cause my mom’s always paranoid about it haha

Worms in your brain that cause seizures doesn't sound too bad? Cysts in your gut that cause liver failure? Blindness from having your eyeballs pop out of your head?
Alright. YOLO I guess.

 

[reddogmaster2]

I wonder if this is a brilliant plan to keep out of staters from new york or California from invading them and trying to settle in SD??

Excellent plan!

 

[reddogmaster2]

Hmmm...no, they’re stupid like that to think it’s a good slogan. I’m all for addressing a problem but somebody needs to fire the person who had that bright idea. My ex’s mom was the secretary for the Governor for 20 yrs, she left as soon as Noem took office. That chick is a worm on the mud.

OK, I think I figured it out.

 

[Tesumph]

Holy sheet I am so damn excited!
I had to slam on my brakes and reverse for this!
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It's not even cracked!!!

It's a Christmas miracle!
Just in time to test out Muddy's present! (I'm only making an educated guess here)

 

[ShannonR]

It's a Christmas miracle!
Just in time to test out Muddy's present! (I'm only making an educated guess here)

I made the same educated guess!

 

[muddy75]

WayMaNinit ... does this mean the "table gifts" are really for the "table dancer?" I didn't know it was THAT kind of party. I'm definitely overdressed ... or under-boozed ... or both!

Those were references to previous parties!!!

 

[CindyinSD]

@CindyinSD
You might appreciate this; I may have mentioned that my wife and I have a goal to own our "summer retirement" home in the Free State of South Dakota. The Heart of Dixie is still pretty "Free" but DANG, the Early Spring-Summers-Early Falls are KILLER hot and humid. They are sapping the life out of me!

So every week we are a few pennies closer to our future Summer South Dakota Home! I even put a SD State Flag on the front of my truck! Most rednecks around me couldn't find South Dakota with a Map and 3 hints so you can imagine the looks I get in my small southern town!
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My favorite SD question: "Do I need a passport to drive through the Rez?"

Answer: No. More recently however, you will likely be stopped at unofficial, unauthorized "CV-19 check-points." Just take the 90 or the North Platte route.

 

[muddy75]

You go GF!!
LOVE the quailie backup singers!

Yup still too many males crowing!!!!

 

[muddy75]

I need a drink.

Yup you’ve got a lot of “catching up to do”!!!!