Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[pozees2]

D@MN girl, that was mean.
And I've always liked you.

JK. Born smarta$$. I know, I know, everyone likes a cute one, but no one likes a smart one ...

 

[MROO]

I just did 50 jumping jacks

Overachiever!

 

[R2elk]

JK. Born smarta$$. I know, I know, everyone likes a cute one, but no one likes a smart one ...

That isn't the version that I heard. The version I heard was the donkey explaining to the his little son why he shouldn't go to school.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Shark week starts August 9 on DTV.

Thank you for this!! I love Shark Week!

FERRET STORMER

it’s perfect right!? Reckless Giles is pretty funny too!

It fits right in with her previous title which was something like "Free the ferrets".

Yesssss!!! Release The Ferrets! I forgot about that one tbh

Much better! We’ll just hope everyone forgets the first name:
KING FARTS-A-LOT

DONT REMIND PEOPLE!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Overachiever!

I needed to get some blood to my brain lmao

 

[MROO]

My favorite recipe is breaded with panko bread crumbs with Alfredo sauce

My favorite is cooked however someone else eats it ... and on THEIR plate!

 

[The Moonshiner]

JK. Born smarta$$. I know, I know, everyone likes a cute one, but no one likes a smart one ...

I knew you were. I won't hold it against you.
Youre lucky ive had to work hard to become one.

 

[MROO]

Damn it! Mine sucks!!!

It's Okay, King ... We can go down to the Name Change Office together ...
Sincerely,
Sir Slobbers

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Oh yes. Sad about Dan2 not working out.

I don't know. My department royally screwed me over this semester. I understand it's shitty for everyone—including my advisor who really let me down—so I've said my piece and I'm trying to implement a backup plan.
Anyway, our schedule is still subject to change at any time. As far as I know, only one of my classes is in person (although every class has a remote option available).

So sorry this is messing with your life, somehow it seems so unfair to everyone, and as you stated it is everyone in someway.
DD planed to get a job this summer, so much for that, no one is hiring high school kids this summer, hell at least half the city is in the tourist trade and has no job. Tourist areas are going out of business, Our zoo and such are about to go under and are asking for aid, ever though they are open (no one is attending). DD schedule for her senior year is FUBARED. Her BF who graduated this year finally got his diploma last week!!.
And the big laugh, I got screwed over by my job and I am a Registered Nurse. All i can do is laugh at all the stressed out stupidity.
I hope things start working out better for you @Tesumph As I do for all who are trying to get through this crap.
Now I have said my piece and will move on to try to keep things together and be thankful of what i do have. Good luck y'all

 

[MROO]

No clue.
I didn't make these rules.

Well, just change 'em anyway. It's YOUR thread!