Kiki's Yoga Party. Game over

[sarabeth485]

I’m off to bed. Have to wake up early to help some extra quail. Awesome yoga party everyone.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I think Kiki must have finally passed out

 

[SailingAgape]

He wore poser shorts? What a turd.

Under the romper?

Oh he heard about it... you shoulda seen the groom in a bland regular warm weather button up and khaki shorts... What a loser!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I’m off to bed. Have to wake up early to help some extra quail. Awesome yoga party everyone.

Goodnight

 

[ShrekDawg]

Under the romper?

Oh he heard about it... you shoulda seen the groom in a bland regular warm weather button up and khaki shorts... What a loser!

I think the groom was who she was talking about haha

 

[SailingAgape]

I think the groom was who she was talking about haha

Oh yeah. Him for sure.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I just did cobra into downward dog (I think? Maybe hissing cat lol) back into cobra back into downward dog lol the whole opposite stretch thing was great

 

[Kiki]

So, back to my best friend's wedding in Hawaii.

We had all made a deal that we would go on Marine Corp Base Hawaii and get our captains licenses for pontoon boats so we could motor out a few wedding guests to the sandbar the day after the wedding.

We picked out special camptains rompers to take our test in (you've already seen mine) and when the day came, a buddy and I had our captains rompers on, but the groom was dressed like a D*** in regular button up and khaki shorts...

Groom was the driver and when we got to base, they said we had to register the rental car, but the rental car wasn't in the groom's name so we had to go back and get my other buddies rental...

Now appropriately dressed other buddy came to base but refused to go in pass and ID alone so we all went.

When we walked in, there was a long line and only 4 booths open but they all stopped and froze to stare at us. It was super awkward.

Keep in mind this was summer of 2018 and Trump had just declared a new branch of the military.

While all 40ish people in the room had stopped to stare at us, I declared, "It's ok, we're from Space Force!"

They took our papers and we registered the Jeep and went on to become captains...

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I'm deader.

What the hell is space force?


I'm crying tears again.

 

[R2elk]

Push-ups are easier for men. I'm basing my assumption off that.

Even I can do a push up.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Oh yeah. Him for sure.

Can’t believe he backed out of it lol