Kiki's Yoga Party. Game over

[ShrekDawg]

I thrive on carbs, adding more proteins in, but I really do best with lots of carbs.

Finally a diet for me

 

[Kiki]

Don't listen to her.
Her ways do not apply to you.

Wait... I've gotten myself lost again.

 

[Neggative]

yall need an extendable fainting couch!

 

[Kiki]

RIGHT!? I really thought she meant that workout video!!!! I can’t believe she went there

I’ll gladly share if you will!!!

What the hell are you sharing?
I'm not sharing my Mexican.

 

[Conan]

"Try not. Do!"
-who?

Yoda!

 

[OhZark Biddies]

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No idea what this thread is about but I might or might not have been invited to ‘get my yoga on’... how do I start???

help me out... and pretend I don’t know yoga from yogurt... why should I yoga??? How does it differ from pulling weeds in the garden lol...

i’m not making fun... honestly that ignorant about it... but probably not going to rewind and look at 100 pages of this... anyone have the ‘short version’ ?

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Wait really!? I thought I always heard like marathon runners and stuff carb load the night before marathons??? And I thought protein and veggies were good after working out to rebuild?

They do and I don’t understand why. When I was in school they would feed pancakes...flipping white flour pancakes! Your body treats it as sugar. I’m all for shoveling garbage in my face, just on occasion. Self control.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Don't listen to her.
Her ways do not apply to you.

Soooo.... I should eat lots of carbs then!?

 

[Kiki]

No idea what this thread is about but I might or might not have been invited to ‘get my yoga on’... how do I start???

help me out... and pretend I don’t know yoga from yogurt... why should I yoga??? How does it differ from pulling weeds in the garden lol...

i’m not making fun... honestly that ignorant about it... but probably not going to rewind and look at 100 pages of this... anyone have the ‘short version’ ?

No.
There is no short version.


Do you have yoga pants and can you touch your toes?

 

[Kiki]

Soooo.... I should eat lots of carbs then!?

You should eat zero ice cream.