Kiki's Yoga Party. Game over

[Kiki]

My mom always told me that

Let me guess your mom is a nut too?

 

[RUNuts]

Oh, I just realized the pun let me edit that.

EXTRA POINTS FOR PUNS!
Gold stars for good puns.

For example: A friend told me he could print a gun on his 3D printer. I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.

Mom makes an amazing peach cobbler. No that's fine...its a good thing we dont all like the same things...adds variety and gives me a chance to try something new.

Amazing peach cobbler. I'll send you my address.

We're kindred, nutty. Oreos are ick, and peach cobbler is the best thing ever.

Merry me?!?!?
What is the appropriate drink with a dessert as grand as an amazing peach cobbler? Beer is too basic. Rum or whiskey? Maybe a fine Bourbon? Nothing too sweet to drink.

It's a balmy 60° here.

Yea, but what is it outside?

 

[Conan]

Probably true but I am at least at the wheel and can slow down or move or whatever. Lightning is random.

Chances are super high that you will get into multiple car accidents in your life. I've been in several. None were my fault. It doesn't matter how much control you think you have when driving because other people exist.

 

[Kiki]

Ohhhhh I thought you didn’t eat them

I do...a total of maybe four times in a whole year.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Let me guess your mom is a nut too?

NO!!

But she is definitely a worry wart!!!!

She constantly telling me shit whenever I leave the house lol

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

after I cooked the pork ribs I wrap them in foil for a little while and then the same with the fajita meat.
I have no idea what it does I just do it.

Keeps the juice in, thus preventing the meat from drying out as it reabsorbs its own juices.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Exactly!!! I’m not about to risk it just cause it probably won’t happen. I unplug everything too. I unplugged my pond filter just now and the incubator and gonna unplug the AC. I HATE storms and get super scared usually even for minor ones and this one is supposed to be severe. My parents just went off. I didn’t want to go with them but now am going to be stuck here alone terrified during a severe storm. Oh great...

Okay that’s a bit far...

 

[Conan]

EXTRA POINTS FOR PUNS!
Gold stars for good puns.

For example: A friend told me he could print a gun on his 3D printer. I'm not impressed. I've had a Canon printer for years.

Amazing peach cobbler. I'll send you my address.
Merry me?!?!?
What is the appropriate drink with a dessert as grand as an amazing peach cobbler? Beer is too basic. Rum or whiskey? Maybe a fine Bourbon? Nothing too sweet to drink.
Yea, but what is it outside?

Bourbon!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Chances are super high that you will get into multiple car accidents in your life. I've been in several. None were my fault. It doesn't matter how much control you think you have when driving because other people exist.

That’s a good point!!! So far I’ve been lucky. I only got my license 4 years ago though.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I do...a total of maybe four times in a whole year.

I really thought you never ate them and only ate vegetables and meat and healthy stuff 24/7 365