Holy cow! (Another farm animal added to the list) I finally got caught up only to find that the reason I couldn't post was because it was closed. I didn't type all of this for nothing, so here it is (& it's really going to confuse some people..):
The last i saw on this thread was page SIX; now up to NINETEEN but for every page I get ahead, ya'll add another page to it...an exercise in futility, but here's what i have so far:
1 breeder hog expecting piglets - I was thinking along the lines of immaculate conception (this being a religious thread);
swiffer = cat = me rotflmbo!
evil wand o' magic + Bible = quidditch match on the field
now i'm probably 3 more pages behind & still havent caught up on my comments...
dang you people!