Let the smiting continue? :D

[FarmerJamie]

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Yep, I nearly wrecked trying to see the driver as I passed! I doubt if you have a beard, well, maybe if you aren't real...

...never mind, I don't want to get anyone in trouble.

And it was "small town cops". If it had been lighter, I would have slowed down and taken a picture on my phone to share!

Yeah, I don't remember who it was now who posted this, but someone came on toward the end to defend me I THINK, and said "She might not be real but we like her stories..." something to that effect. It was like a back handed compliment, lol. I was like, UM, thanks. But I am real, really I am! I still maintain that if I were to make stuff up it would be really COOL stories, not lame stuff like my trash guy and getting pulled over by a cop.

PS: And no, I don't have a beard.

, uuhhh, I don't know who that might have been....

How's that dehydrator you were talking about. Did I hear something about garlic? Maybe the amount of salt in our diet....... **whistling***

 

[Cindiloohoo]

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Yep, I nearly wrecked trying to see the driver as I passed! I doubt if you have a beard, well, maybe if you aren't real...

...never mind, I don't want to get anyone in trouble.

And it was "small town cops". If it had been lighter, I would have slowed down and taken a picture on my phone to share!

Yeah, I don't remember who it was now who posted this, but someone came on toward the end to defend me I THINK, and said "She might not be real but we like her stories..." something to that effect. It was like a back handed compliment, lol. I was like, UM, thanks. But I am real, really I am! I still maintain that if I were to make stuff up it would be really COOL stories, not lame stuff like my trash guy and getting pulled over by a cop.

PS: And no, I don't have a beard.

I SOOO forgot you were the chick with the freaky trash guy

Hows that goin?

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[Laurajean]

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How long do they last that way?

 

[Cindiloohoo]

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How long do they last that way?

Mine don't last long...too many snacky mouths around here, but I think they have a similar shelf life to canned. If they are vacuum sealed like in a Seal a Meal type thingy...they last a couple or three decades! Think MRE! F O R E V E R! your grandkids could eat some you packed 5 years ago

 

[Laurajean]

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Yeah, I don't remember who it was now who posted this, but someone came on toward the end to defend me I THINK, and said "She might not be real but we like her stories..." something to that effect. It was like a back handed compliment, lol. I was like, UM, thanks. But I am real, really I am! I still maintain that if I were to make stuff up it would be really COOL stories, not lame stuff like my trash guy and getting pulled over by a cop.

PS: And no, I don't have a beard.

I SOOO forgot you were the chick with the freaky trash guy

Hows that goin?

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HA! You didn't know it was me? Is the battle for good and evil over now or does that make it worse?

back atcha.

A few people actually PM'd me Wednesday wanting an update! I thought that was pretty funny. I need to get a mailing list going since my threads don't seem to last.

Don't know where you left off, but I had a talk with him and explained that I don't want him to knock anymore AT ALL, and he seemed to take it well. So this week I took someone's advice (sorry, forgot who suggested it now) and did NOT put out the trash to test him. He did NOT knock on the door. Later I found a bill in the door, but it was time for the bill anyway, and he just left it in the door. So, so far so good. We'll see!

 

[Laurajean]

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I'm still laughing over that comment. Hi, I'm Laura, the chick with the freaky trash guy!

 

[Cindiloohoo]

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I SOOO forgot you were the chick with the freaky trash guy

Hows that goin?

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HA! You didn't know it was me? Is the battle for good and evil over now or does that make it worse?

back atcha.

A few people actually PM'd me Wednesday wanting an update! I thought that was pretty funny. I need to get a mailing list going since my threads don't seem to last.

Don't know where you left off, but I had a talk with him and explained that I don't want him to knock anymore AT ALL, and he seemed to take it well. So this week I took someone's advice (sorry, forgot who suggested it now) and did NOT put out the trash to test him. He did NOT knock on the door. Later I found a bill in the door, but it was time for the bill anyway, and he just left it in the door. So, so far so good. We'll see!

I think I got it all prior to that part. I remember advising you about him and his freaky wife

Weird stuff!

 

[Laurajean]

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Yeah, I don't remember who it was now who posted this, but someone came on toward the end to defend me I THINK, and said "She might not be real but we like her stories..." something to that effect. It was like a back handed compliment, lol. I was like, UM, thanks. But I am real, really I am! I still maintain that if I were to make stuff up it would be really COOL stories, not lame stuff like my trash guy and getting pulled over by a cop.

PS: And no, I don't have a beard.

, uuhhh, I don't know who that might have been....

How's that dehydrator you were talking about. Did I hear something about garlic? Maybe the amount of salt in our diet....... **whistling***

That wasn't you, was it!?!?

Oopsy. Well thanks for KIND OF defending me.... I THINK.

 

[Laurajean]

You know what I would LOVE to do? Have a BYC party and invite all the people involved in my small town threads to come visit. Even the mean ones. Take everyone around, introduce them to my neighbors, have my neighbors tell them all about karaoke, make it a Wednesday so everyone can meet the trash guy, etc. Show them I really am a woman living alone in a weird little town with some strange locals and THEN see if they still think I'm a college kid making up stories. Now THAT would be funny.

They would be running outta here as fast as they could.

 

[FarmerJamie]

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, uuhhh, I don't know who that might have been....

How's that dehydrator you were talking about. Did I hear something about garlic? Maybe the amount of salt in our diet....... **whistling***

That wasn't you, was it!?!?

Oopsy. Well thanks for KIND OF defending me.... I THINK.

I don't remeber if I actually posted it or was in the process when the thread was yanked. I came from a small town, the core family still lives there. I enjoyed the stories because I know the "home folks" laugh at me, the "college boy".

I really don't think you need defending, now that the masses here have unleashed your inner beast.

11 more posts and my label changes at 500....