Let's Chickenize Lyrics!!!!!!

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Oooo, I love doing this! Could I try one?
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....How about the Bantam of the Opera?
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I added an extra word, and note for "witless",'cause chickens are pretty dumb birds.


Christine:

In day he clucked to me
In dreams he came
That bawk which calls to me and speaks my name
And do I dream again for now I find
The Bantam of the Opera is there
Inside my witless mind...

Bantam:

Cluck once again with me
Our odd duet
My power over you grows stronger yet
And though you turn from me to glance behind
The Bantam of the Opera is there
Inside your witless mind....

Christine:

Those who have seen your beak
Draw back in fear
I am the mask you wear

Bantam:

My crow they hear...

BOTH

Your/My spirit and my/your crow in one combined
The Bantam of the Opera is there
Inside my/your witless mind....

BACKGROUND
He’s there, the bantam of the opera!

CHRISTINE
He’s there, the Bantam of the opera

PHANTOM
In all your fantasies, you always knew
rooster of mystery . . .

CHRISTINE
. . . were both in you . . .

BOTH
And in this chicken coop,
where night is blind,
(Because our owner
forgot to turn off the light) . . .

PHANTOM
Sing, my Pullet of Music!

CHRISTINE
He's there,
the Bantam of the Opera . . .
(vocalizing)

PHANTOM
Sing, Sing
Sing for me
Sing, my Pullet of music
Sing for me!

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Scratch that, All-Star Parody: CHICKEN... something. Gotta think of a title too...

Somebody once told us
That chickens weren't worth fuss
I can't see what he sees
He sounded kinda deprived
Wish he'd be more kind
Somewhere where there's plenty...

Well the ladies keep on laying
And they keep on laying
Find a place to sell and I type up advertisements
Got five cartons in the fridge
Us crazies get smart but the others get dumb
So much to do, new breeds to see
What's wrong with buying a dozen?
You'll never know if you don't buy
You'll never get if you don't see why

Hey now, they're not worth them
They don't, like the chickens
Hey now, whats wrong with them?
Saying that we're
Insane (Just because they're birds)
Didn't they get the word?

Chicky Chickens
Fuzzy butts not good?
They think I'm bad now, wait 'till I get older
Obsession, I beg to the truth
But with these idiots you can never get through
This craze is awesome and you can't beat it
They think I'm insane
But as for them, who needs it?
My little ladies're awesome, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it 'cause I never get bored

Hey now, they're not worth them
They don't, like the chickens
Hey now, whats wrong with them?
Saying that we're
Insane (Just because they're birds)
Didn't they get the word?

Buy five more... buy ten more... keep buying more...

Hey now, they're not worth them
They don't, like the chickens
Hey now, whats wrong with them?
Saying that we're
Insane (Just because they're birds)
Didn't they get the word?

Somebody once asked her
What was in her backyard
And made fun of her for days
She said 'Oh, it's my ladies
Laying five a day
Not your fault that you're blind'

Well the ladies keep on laying
And they keep on laying
Find a place to sell and I type up advertisements
Got five cartons in the fridge
Us crazies get smart but the others get dumb
So much to do, new breeds to see
What's wrong with buying a dozen?
You'll never know if you don't buy
You'll never get if you don't see why

Hey now, they're not worth them
They don't, like the chickens
Hey now, whats wrong with them?
Saying that we're
Insane (Just because they're birds)
Didn't they get the word?

(Just because they're birds)
Haven't we said the word?
 
EE lover:) :

Scratch that, All-Star Parody: CHICKEN... something. Gotta think of a title too...

Somebody once told us
That chickens weren't worth fuss
I can't see what he sees
He sounded kinda deprived
Wish he'd be more kind
Somewhere where there's plenty...

Well the ladies keep on laying
And they keep on laying
Find a place to sell and I type up advertisements
Got five cartons in the fridge
Us crazies get smart but the others get dumb
So much to do, new breeds to see
What's wrong with buying a dozen?
You'll never know if you don't buy
You'll never get if you don't see why

Hey now, they're not worth them
They don't, like the chickens
Hey now, whats wrong with them?
Saying that we're
Insane (Just because they're birds)
Didn't they get the word?

Chicky Chickens
Fuzzy butts not good?
They think I'm bad now, wait 'till I get older
Obsession, I beg to the truth
But with these idiots you can never get through
This craze is awesome and you can't beat it
They think I'm insane
But as for them, who needs it?
My little ladies're awesome, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it 'cause I never get bored

Hey now, they're not worth them
They don't, like the chickens
Hey now, whats wrong with them?
Saying that we're
Insane (Just because they're birds)
Didn't they get the word?

Buy five more... buy ten more... keep buying more...

Hey now, they're not worth them
They don't, like the chickens
Hey now, whats wrong with them?
Saying that we're
Insane (Just because they're birds)
Didn't they get the word?

Somebody once asked her
What was in her backyard
And made fun of her for days
She said 'Oh, it's my ladies
Laying five a day
Not your fault that you're blind'

Well the ladies keep on laying
And they keep on laying
Find a place to sell and I type up advertisements
Got five cartons in the fridge
Us crazies get smart but the others get dumb
So much to do, new breeds to see
What's wrong with buying a dozen?
You'll never know if you don't buy
You'll never get if you don't see why

Hey now, they're not worth them
They don't, like the chickens
Hey now, whats wrong with them?
Saying that we're
Insane (Just because they're birds)
Didn't they get the word?

(Just because they're birds)
Haven't we said the word?

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I love it!
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