Men??? Real men have ducks!
THAT is not nice...how would you feel if we did that to a lil chick? We duck people are so nice, we'd never do ANYTHING like that
Nice thing about ducks number 5. Ducks lay nicer(bigger, firmer, etc) eggs. Take that, chickens!
Touche, my friend! Real men certainly do have ducks. When are you gonna man up, Ralph??