Let's share funny quotes from BYCers, Facebook, etc!

[ChickLover98]

Here is a thread where we can post funny quotes from BYCers, Facebook, Craigslist, Youtube, or anywhere else you found a funny quote!

I'll start:

My friend on Facebook:
I want to be a candy cane when I grow up!!!

Mrs.Chickendad as Barbara:
"Does this fence make me look fat?"

Skitz talking about The Hunger Games:
cinnamon! ok seriously I think these guys were named after food

peeta = pita lol cinna = cinnamon XD

the kid's signature:
The world can't end in 2012, because my pudding expires in 2013.​

 

[Citron_d'uccle]

Well, not a quote, but I had a lady who is friends with my M-I-L ask me a while back, NO JOKE, "do your chickens lay edible eggs?"

I about died laughing. LOL.

 

[ChickLover98]

Citron_d'uccle :

Well, not a quote, but I had a lady who is friends with my M-I-L ask me a while back, NO JOKE, "do your chickens lay edible eggs?"

I about died laughing. LOL.

Here's another one:

the kid's signature:
The world can't end in 2012, because my pudding expires in 2013.​

 

[Citron_d'uccle]

Yeah I wanted to tell her "don't ya know, these are incredible chickens. They lay the incredible edible egg!" LOL

 

[ChickLover98]

Citron_d'uccle :

Yeah I wanted to tell her "don't ya know, these are incredible chickens. They lay the incredible edible egg!" LOL

lol!​

 

[the outdoorsman]

 

[the outdoorsman]

here is what Zinna said after Skitz

That's what I was thinking. Well, I guess it isn't called the Hunger Games for nothing.

 

[Iheartchicks<3:)]

lol. lol. lollll. ''

my stepmom "i thought all eggs were brown, and they just dyed them white." me"yeah and eggs are only produced with a rooster" and she was like "are you pulling my leg?" hahaha

 

[ChickLover98]

 

[Iheartchicks<3:)]

Xd