Let's Talk With Some Weirdos

[Brooks_]

Why are you laughing?

 

[Aunt Angus]

Eagles are showing out a little

Wonder which way Dick went on this game

He went AWAY. That's which way he went. AWAY.

 

[azurbanclucker]

She doesn't want you ded.

I think she doens't want to have to explain why she released me back into the wild after years in captivity without proper permits

 

[Aunt Angus]

I think she doens't want to have to explain why she released me back into the wild after years in captivity without proper permits

Might be laws about catch and release, too. Can't have you wreaking havoc.

 

[Brooks_]

He went AWAY. That's which way he went. AWAY.

 

[casportpony]

Love that movie!

 

[Aunt Angus]

And I am, too. Serious. Not Shirley.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

@JacinLarkwell You know I am playing on marriage, or at least on yours. Everyone is not the same. If 50% end in divorce than that means 50% don't.

Now, how many of that remaining 50% ends in some other way, like wife runs over husband with truck because he had been saying he was going to fix the dishwasher a day too long, well, I don't know.

No, I know, no worries

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Now, how many of that remaining 50% ends in some other way, like wife runs over husband with truck because he had been saying he was going to fix the dishwasher a day too long, well, I don't know.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Now, how many of that remaining 50% ends in some other way, like wife runs over husband with truck because he had been saying he was going to fix the dishwasher a day too long, well, I don't know.

There is a story about some sheriff deputies that show up at a couple's home where there was a shooting. They call in to report to the sheriff that the lady warned her husband not to walk on the freshly mopped floor and he did. She shot him.
The sheriff asked if they had arrested her. They said "No. Not yet."
Why he asked.

Spoiler

The floor is still wet!