Let's tell chicken jokes!!!!

[The Angry Hen]

 

[KaylorFarms]

Anyone else want to tell a joke??

 

[SilkiesInSuburb]

Ok. Here's a long one! It gets a tad sad-ish, but not terrible.

A high school student is doing a project with her friends. They plan to add something to it, but she can't hear what they said. "What did you say?" she asks. They mutter again, and she hears "purple box". "Purple box?", she says, "What does that mean?" They gasp and push her out of the project. She then tells the teacher. "Why'd the kick you out?" he sighs. "I said purple box." The teacher screams and sends her to the principal. The principal asks the same question, and she answers again. He stands up and escorts her out of the school to her home."Don't ever come back!" he yells. Her confused parents ask, "What just happened?!" The girl sighs, then starts, "All I said was purple box-"
She was kicked out of the doorway before she could even finish her sentence. The door locked behind her. As she roamed the streets, a good samaritan asked her, "Child, what are you doing all alone?" The girl sobbed, "Purple box is all I said!" The samaritan gasped and ran away quickly. Out in the cold night, the girl perished. In Heaven, she told an angel, "Sir, I got here only got her because of a stupid purple box." The angel kicked her off the cloud and she fell into Hell. In Hell, she ran up to a devil. "WHAT DOES PURPLE BOX MEAN?!??!" she screams. The devil sighed and said, "You wanna know?"
"Yes!"
"Really?
"YES!!!"
"Purple Box... is a long, stupid joke."

 

[KaylorFarms]

Haha!!!

 

[KaylorFarms]

 

[KaylorFarms]

Ok, here's one, What 2 things can't you eat for breakfast??

 

[SilkiesInSuburb]

Lunch? Or dinner?

 

[KaylorFarms]

Correct!! You get to ask the next one!

 

[SilkiesInSuburb]

Ok. Here's a confuddling riddle.

You always say it's coming, but when it arrives, it's by a different name. No matter who, what, or where you are, if you live on Earth, you'll always live it.

 

[The Angry Hen]

Trouble?