All of this is possible.I forgot to mention the other parts of my plan:
-train geese to attack on command
-exact goosey revenge on my enemies
my geese are puppies. They follow us EVERYwhere they’re adorable. They have hilarious personalities, they get into everything and do what they want. Sebastopol are generally the most docile. They’re fairly trainable. The male will absolutely back off if I tell him too and be super hissy and crazy to someone if I just watch.

