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Live with that in mind and you'll be happy. Guys are NEVER EVER on the clue bus when it comes to what you want or think. You gotta help the poor fools out with very clear and concise statements like:
Honey, I need you to DO xxxx right now.
Honey, if you touch that (nibble that, steal that, taste that) you'll have a cleaver take off a digit.
Honey, I feel like xxx right now, so I need you to do xxxx.
Honey, leave the seat up again for my bare cheeks to hit cold porcelain in the early am again and you wont need to stand no more...
No honey, xxx tool does not qualify for a household necessity. That would be my new kitchen xxx...
Darling, put on some clothes, you're scaring the neighbors...
When none of those work, my family is used to general "health and safety" annoucements...ie,
"This is a health and safety announcement folks: The person who thought it wise to disassemble the tractor engine on the dining room table had better move it or forfeit dinner." A heath and safety announcement usually moves all the males in the household into action in a general butt covering maneuver. No confession of guilt, just helping each other out...
Guys are clueless. I love having mine around and we often have very intelligent conversations, but if you're thinking/feeling something, I can guarantee you they are not unless it's attached to:
food, sleep and their other most favored activity.
Live with that in mind and you'll be happy. Guys are NEVER EVER on the clue bus when it comes to what you want or think. You gotta help the poor fools out with very clear and concise statements like:
Honey, I need you to DO xxxx right now.
Honey, if you touch that (nibble that, steal that, taste that) you'll have a cleaver take off a digit.
Honey, I feel like xxx right now, so I need you to do xxxx.
Honey, leave the seat up again for my bare cheeks to hit cold porcelain in the early am again and you wont need to stand no more...
No honey, xxx tool does not qualify for a household necessity. That would be my new kitchen xxx...
Darling, put on some clothes, you're scaring the neighbors...
When none of those work, my family is used to general "health and safety" annoucements...ie,
"This is a health and safety announcement folks: The person who thought it wise to disassemble the tractor engine on the dining room table had better move it or forfeit dinner." A heath and safety announcement usually moves all the males in the household into action in a general butt covering maneuver. No confession of guilt, just helping each other out...
Guys are clueless. I love having mine around and we often have very intelligent conversations, but if you're thinking/feeling something, I can guarantee you they are not unless it's attached to:
food, sleep and their other most favored activity.
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