You guys don't know the half of it...
Last week someone forgot to double check the gate and Ronin took off down the road to go visit with "those cute little fillies down the way." Of course, the goose went too. (we're on a dirt road out in the middle of nowhere, so it wasn't as catastrophic as it could have been) I can only imagine what we looked like to the elderly couple next door that always sit in rockers on their front porch:
First a horse goes tearing by... head held high, tail in the air, neighing with glee.........
a minute or so later, a goose goes flying by, honking and irritable....
few more minutes go by.....couple goes sprinting by, panting and yelling.
Several minutes pass... all four come back... horse being led, still fiestily looking over his shoulder and cat-calling the ladies, the couple arguing over "who left the *%^* gate unlocked" and lastly, the goose, waddling fast to keep up, but not relinquishing his right to opinion and honking and muttering just as loud as the rest.....
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I cant believe this is my life, lol
Seriously though, thanks for the guidance everyone. Looks like I'm going to head home tonight and put on my finest "alpha goose" face and see if we can get on the road to working things out. He is Ronin's "wing-man" after all.
Awesome mental image. Bet your elderly neighbors had a chuckle over that one!