When I first read about someone "doing the deed" on this thread, I was shocked. Do you mean not every chicken is an egg laying pet???? Now, I feel differently and would love to be able to eat my own meat. One thing I did to overcome the shock was to look up "the deed" on the internet. There was a lady that sang to her chicken and told it what a good chicken it was and stroked it and the chicken just got so limp and relaxed between her legs and when she did the deed, it didn't even move or make a sound. It was very peaceful. Now, I know not everyone can take such a long time to do the deed, but if I had to do it, I think I would do it her way.
On youtube? I think I watched the same one, she wore a pink scarf. I had to watch a few videos, I think 5 or 6, so I was familiar with different methods and to kind of desensitize myself. Those meaties were STRONG though. I don't think I could hold them like that, but I could with an old hen maybe.
What is the easiest method that won't make me cry like a baby?

The cat food and PB worked like a charm! DH carried him off and I don't want to know the details.
I think there may be a second one. The dogs were all in an uproar this morning with my retriever clawing at the little area by the woodpile where the coon was coming into the backyard. To be safe I'm going to set the trap again tonight. Thanks to all who gave advice and support. I couldn't have done it without you.
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