"Louisiana "La-yers" Peeps"

[TerriLaChicks]

Thanks.

And Twiley's description of their behaviors is perfect. It's funny that you mentioned "behind bars". I will continue Twiley's story where she stopped at adolescents and add another story during their "adult" life.

True story..................................
Well, one day a few years ago, I arrived home from work to find a yellow "notice" taped to my back door. I began to read the note and I noticed that the note was from Animal Control. Well, as I read farther down, I read something to the affect saying that my geese were confiscated by animal control and they were in the "SLAMMER"!!! I was FURIOUS when I read this.

I immediately called animal control to see what was going on. Well, I was informed that the geese had BITTEN "someone" and "someone" called to report them. I asked who did the geese bit, and who called and what hospital was the person in because if MY geese bite someone, they would need reconstructive surgery because I know how much damage they can do. So, the person that answered the phone said that she could not release that information. I asked them where was the evidence (pictures) of the goose bites. They didn't have anything. I asked where was the other evidence. Well there was nothing. So, I started thinking how could my geese bite someone and they are IN A BIG OLE' CHICKEN YARD behind a fence!!!! And who would have called???? Well, I did a process of elimination and I figured out the little witch that called. Her BAD demon son was probably sticking his finger through the fence and the geese TORE HIS BUTT UP and he went crying to the little witch mama of his. So, she called animal control and told them that the little demon child was bit and they came to get them. But how are you going to take MY geese off of MY property because some DUMB DUMB put his finger through MY FENCE. Oh no, that dog don't hunt with me. So, I asked for the supervisor but she wasn't there. They said that she would be tomorrow. So my geese had to stay in jail over night until I could bail them out. So, the next day, I called and talked to the supervisor. I asked the same questions as I did the day before but no one had any answers. They said that they never picked up any geese, so they didn't know what to do. I said what you do is LET THEM GO because YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE and you ILLEGALLY came on my property and took my geese because a demon child got bit putting his finger THROUGH MY FENCE. I told her that someone would be there within the hour to get my geese. So, I called my brother to go and get them. So, when he got there, there was yet ANOTHER Animal Control employee there who knew absolutely NOTHING about the incident, so he she didn't want to release the geese to my brother. My brother politely told her that she really didn't want to have to deal with me and if I had to leave work to drive to the Animal Control place, then it would not be a pretty sight when I got there. He told her that I don't play when it comes to my animals and someone's head would be on a plate if they didn't release the geese with no evidence of any wrong doing. He told her that if he left there with no geese then the Tasmanian Devil (ME) would be there within the hour and all CHAOS would break loose. Well, she finally got the picture and told my brother to take the geese. He said he went to the back and they were quiet as can be. He said a few of the girls had laid eggs in there. I guess jail time scared the eggs out of them.

He put them in a cage and brought them home.

So, yes, my geese have been to JAIL!!!!!!! So now my geese have a criminal record. I'm still trying to get it expunged.

I never mentioned anything to the little heffer that called but I was later told that it was her and her son pretty much asked for a biting because he was picking with the geese. I"m glad my geese bit the heck out of his little demon butt. Serves him right. After I had some eye to eye non verbal contact with the mama, I never had another problem with her ever again.

Don't play with me or my animals.

RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !!

Jim said he thought he saw their picture in the post office.

Worst thing mine ever did (back when we raised white Chinas) was one came up behind me when I was sitting down talking to them & clamped down on my ear lobe and sucked out a big black pearl earring & swallowed it whole! -- and ran off into the rest of the flock so I had no idea which one was the culprit (or you can bet I'd of had it caged up & been dissecting goose poop for a couple of days) - those black pearl earrings were an anniversary present & they weren't cheap!

 

[kuntrygirl]

Thanks.


And Twiley's description of their behaviors is perfect. It's funny that you mentioned "behind bars". I will continue Twiley's story where she stopped at adolescents and add another story during their "adult" life.


True story..................................

Well, one day a few years ago, I arrived home from work to find a yellow "notice" taped to my back door. I began to read the note and I noticed that the note was from Animal Control. Well, as I read farther down, I read something to the affect saying that my geese were confiscated by animal control and they were in the "SLAMMER"!!! I was FURIOUS when I read this.


I immediately called animal control to see what was going on. Well, I was informed that the geese had BITTEN "someone" and "someone" called to report them. I asked who did the geese bit, and who called and what hospital was the person in because if MY geese bite someone, they would need reconstructive surgery because I know how much damage they can do. So, the person that answered the phone said that she could not release that information. I asked them where was the evidence (pictures) of the goose bites. They didn't have anything. I asked where was the other evidence. Well there was nothing. So, I started thinking how could my geese bite someone and they are IN A BIG OLE' CHICKEN YARD behind a fence!!!! And who would have called???? Well, I did a process of elimination and I figured out the little witch that called. Her BAD demon son was probably sticking his finger through the fence and the geese TORE HIS BUTT UP and he went crying to the little witch mama of his. So, she called animal control and told them that the little demon child was bit and they came to get them. But how are you going to take MY geese off of MY property because some DUMB DUMB put his finger through MY FENCE. Oh no, that dog don't hunt with me. So, I asked for the supervisor but she wasn't there. They said that she would be tomorrow. So my geese had to stay in jail over night until I could bail them out. So, the next day, I called and talked to the supervisor. I asked the same questions as I did the day before but no one had any answers. They said that they never picked up any geese, so they didn't know what to do. I said what you do is LET THEM GO because YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE and you ILLEGALLY came on my property and took my geese because a demon child got bit putting his finger THROUGH MY FENCE. I told her that someone would be there within the hour to get my geese. So, I called my brother to go and get them. So, when he got there, there was yet ANOTHER Animal Control employee there who knew absolutely NOTHING about the incident, so he she didn't want to release the geese to my brother. My brother politely told her that she really didn't want to have to deal with me and if I had to leave work to drive to the Animal Control place, then it would not be a pretty sight when I got there. He told her that I don't play when it comes to my animals and someone's head would be on a plate if they didn't release the geese with no evidence of any wrong doing. He told her that if he left there with no geese then the Tasmanian Devil (ME) would be there within the hour and all CHAOS would break loose. Well, she finally got the picture and told my brother to take the geese. He said he went to the back and they were quiet as can be. He said a few of the girls had laid eggs in there. I guess jail time scared the eggs out of them. He put them in a cage and brought them home.


So, yes, my geese have been to JAIL!!!!!!! So now my geese have a criminal record. I'm still trying to get it expunged.


I never mentioned anything to the little heffer that called but I was later told that it was her and her son pretty much asked for a biting because he was picking with the geese. I"m glad my geese bit the heck out of his little demon butt. Serves him right. After I had some eye to eye non verbal contact with the mama, I never had another problem with her ever again.


Don't play with me or my animals.


RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !!

Jim said he thought he saw their picture in the post office.

Worst thing mine ever did (back when we raised white Chinas) was one came up behind me when I was sitting down talking to them & clamped down on my ear lobe and sucked out a big black pearl earring & swallowed it whole! -- and ran off into the rest of the flock so I had no idea which one was the culprit (or you can bet I'd of had it caged up & been dissecting goose poop for a couple of days) - those black pearl earrings were an anniversary present & they weren't cheap! 

 

[Garilyn Bardash]

What med did the vet use?

oh geez, i'm so sorry for sending you over there! I know it was heartbreaking and expensive! now i know not to buy anything from him but maybe eggs and pickled quail eggs, and now i am wondering about those too. one of the fresh eggs was all white and creamy looking and just didn't look right! thanks for the warning! hope your new roo will be the love of your life and healthy!

 

[Celie]

Whew! Close call with that hawk! They are sneaky!

I thought I'd share a few pictures with everyone.

This is my daughter inside the new duck house screwing in the lid hinges. She'll volunteer for anything. Maybe I should work harder at getting her to tell people "no". See, she thinks she's all good here...but then...




My DH put the lid down on her after this pic and then sat on it. She tried to crawl out the door but got stuck. Exactly what I mean about learning to tell folks no.

And my new wonderful lavender orp cockerel! He was a little pale this morning from the stress of the travel. I had vitamin water for him as soon as I got him home. Then when the rain started today he refused to go inside. The wind blew enough rain in that he got fairly wet and started sneezing. We brought him in and gave him some antibiotics to be on the safe side. Then we gave him a blow dry. Calmest rooster I've ever seen! Just stood there while we had that hair dryer going. I think he quite enjoyed his spa treatment. Spoiled already...

He's stationed about 35 to 40 yards from the pullets I will be cooping him with. He talked to them all day today. Ahhh...young love.

I see little lavender chicks in my future...

I also caught my golden laced wyandotte cockerel doing his "business" this afternoon! Whoot Whoot! I was beginning to wonder if he would ever figure out what his job was. Now, if I could just get that darn pullet to lay...I have 4 people wanting eggs from that pair... And I suppose I'm somewhat of a creep...I saw it out the window and went running out screaming, "Everybody look! Charlie Brown is on Patty! He's not dumb after all!" I did a happy dance for a good ten minutes and stared at them waiting to see if it would happen again...

I need therapy.


I also have several white cochin chicks and two white silkie chicks I would love to trade someone for some blue slate or bourbon turkey eggs or porcelain d'uccles. Anyone?

Very nice duck enclosure and what a wonderful daughter you have, to volunteer to help you like that !

Jim said he thought he saw their picture in the post office.

Worst thing mine ever did (back when we raised white Chinas) was one came up behind me when I was sitting down talking to them & clamped down on my ear lobe and sucked out a big black pearl earring & swallowed it whole! -- and ran off into the rest of the flock so I had no idea which one was the culprit (or you can bet I'd of had it caged up & been dissecting goose poop for a couple of days) - those black pearl earrings were an anniversary present & they weren't cheap!

I sure hope my Brown African geese do not turn mean like y'all, so far they are loud and noisy, but are not the least bit aggressive!

 

[mzstre]

Hey, it can quit raining just ANY TIME now-- really! We now have "lakefront" property.

x2!!!

 

[1MrsMagoo]

Thanks.

And Twiley's description of their behaviors is perfect. It's funny that you mentioned "behind bars". I will continue Twiley's story where she stopped at adolescents and add another story during their "adult" life.

True story..................................
Well, one day a few years ago, I arrived home from work to find a yellow "notice" taped to my back door. I began to read the note and I noticed that the note was from Animal Control. Well, as I read farther down, I read something to the affect saying that my geese were confiscated by animal control and they were in the "SLAMMER"!!! I was FURIOUS when I read this.

I immediately called animal control to see what was going on. Well, I was informed that the geese had BITTEN "someone" and "someone" called to report them. I asked who did the geese bit, and who called and what hospital was the person in because if MY geese bite someone, they would need reconstructive surgery because I know how much damage they can do. So, the person that answered the phone said that she could not release that information. I asked them where was the evidence (pictures) of the goose bites. They didn't have anything. I asked where was the other evidence. Well there was nothing. So, I started thinking how could my geese bite someone and they are IN A BIG OLE' CHICKEN YARD behind a fence!!!! And who would have called???? Well, I did a process of elimination and I figured out the little witch that called. Her BAD demon son was probably sticking his finger through the fence and the geese TORE HIS BUTT UP and he went crying to the little witch mama of his. So, she called animal control and told them that the little demon child was bit and they came to get them. But how are you going to take MY geese off of MY property because some DUMB DUMB put his finger through MY FENCE. Oh no, that dog don't hunt with me. So, I asked for the supervisor but she wasn't there. They said that she would be tomorrow. So my geese had to stay in jail over night until I could bail them out. So, the next day, I called and talked to the supervisor. I asked the same questions as I did the day before but no one had any answers. They said that they never picked up any geese, so they didn't know what to do. I said what you do is LET THEM GO because YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE and you ILLEGALLY came on my property and took my geese because a demon child got bit putting his finger THROUGH MY FENCE. I told her that someone would be there within the hour to get my geese. So, I called my brother to go and get them. So, when he got there, there was yet ANOTHER Animal Control employee there who knew absolutely NOTHING about the incident, so he she didn't want to release the geese to my brother. My brother politely told her that she really didn't want to have to deal with me and if I had to leave work to drive to the Animal Control place, then it would not be a pretty sight when I got there. He told her that I don't play when it comes to my animals and someone's head would be on a plate if they didn't release the geese with no evidence of any wrong doing. He told her that if he left there with no geese then the Tasmanian Devil (ME) would be there within the hour and all CHAOS would break loose. Well, she finally got the picture and told my brother to take the geese. He said he went to the back and they were quiet as can be. He said a few of the girls had laid eggs in there. I guess jail time scared the eggs out of them.

He put them in a cage and brought them home.

So, yes, my geese have been to JAIL!!!!!!! So now my geese have a criminal record. I'm still trying to get it expunged.

I never mentioned anything to the little heffer that called but I was later told that it was her and her son pretty much asked for a biting because he was picking with the geese. I"m glad my geese bit the heck out of his little demon butt. Serves him right. After I had some eye to eye non verbal contact with the mama, I never had another problem with her ever again.

Don't play with me or my animals.

RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !! RELEASE THE GEESE !!

OMG....my family is watching some awful thing on the Walking Dead as I sat here and read this. Suddenly, I break out laughing from Julie's "Jail Bird" story and they look at me like...what the heck is wrong with you???????

 

[mzstre]

 

OMG....my family is watching some awful thing on the Walking Dead as I sat here and read this. Suddenly, I break out laughing from Julie's "Jail Bird" story and they look at me like...what the heck is wrong with you???????

Hahaha!!!

 

[luvmychicken]

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i laugh so hard that i thought i might have to change my pants!!!!!

 

[Cadjien_De_Louisiane]

Hey everyone, just trying to get caught up on reading post..been slacking. Who's all got eggs setting?

 

[mzstre]

Hey everyone, just trying to get caught up on reading post..been slacking. Who's all got eggs setting?

Good evening! I have Cayugas, Basque, Olandsk Dwarfs, blue sex links and a couple of EEs in one bator. In a week or so, I'll have more Cayugas, Mille Fleur Leghorns and BLRWs in the 2nd bator. I am really hoping for good hatches!