"Louisiana "La-yers" Peeps"

[TerriLaChicks]

Welllllllllllllllllll, since you asked (*clears throat*), yes I do walk around with a sidearm strapped to my hip AND thigh AND ankle. I have to be ready for anything and at any time. I keep 1 fire arm (loaded) and ammo in the feed storage room and I can get to it within 2 minutes of seeing my target and another fire arm and ammo at the back door in the house in the kitchen. If I want to turn it into a hide and seek game and want to give the target a chance to get away so that I can find it and take it out, then I will run (running makes it more exciting) in the house to get the fire arm that is propped up against the wall in the kitchen at the back door. It's always fun every now and then to play a game a cat and mouse (with of course me being the cat).

The fire arm at the back door is also used for 2 legged creatures who chose to venture off onto the krazy chicken lady's property and who have psychotic/hallucinating thoughts that they are about to attack and harm a sweet little quiet well mannered girl like me

. This situation turns into "Since you're coming to harm me, I"m gonna harm you" kinda game. This allows me to do a covert operation and roll around on the ground and crawl into my bunker to hide and then crawl right out and climb into my kitchen window to grab "Big Bertha" only to climb right out of the kitchen window back into my bunker to sit and wait for the target and to shoot them in the knee so that I can detain them and beat the day lights out of them while waiting on the Sheriff to arrive.

I"m ALWAYS ready.

Just another reason we get along so well together!

 

[CackedNut]

Welllllllllllllllllll, since you asked (*clears throat*), yes I do walk around with a sidearm strapped to my hip AND thigh AND ankle. I have to be ready for anything and at any time. I keep 1 fire arm (loaded) and ammo in the feed storage room and I can get to it within 2 minutes of seeing my target and another fire arm and ammo at the back door in the house in the kitchen. If I want to turn it into a hide and seek game and want to give the target a chance to get away so that I can find it and take it out, then I will run (running makes it more exciting) in the house to get the fire arm that is propped up against the wall in the kitchen at the back door. It's always fun every now and then to play a game a cat and mouse (with of course me being the cat).

The fire arm at the back door is also used for 2 legged creatures who chose to venture off onto the krazy chicken lady's property and who have psychotic/hallucinating thoughts that they are about to attack and harm a sweet little quiet well mannered girl like me

. This situation turns into "Since you're coming to harm me, I"m gonna harm you" kinda game. This allows me to do a covert operation and roll around on the ground and crawl into my bunker to hide and then crawl right out and climb into my kitchen window to grab "Big Bertha" only to climb right out of the kitchen window back into my bunker to sit and wait for the target and to shoot them in the knee so that I can detain them and beat the day lights out of them while waiting on the Sheriff to arrive.

I"m ALWAYS ready.

I did ask!! And, EXACTLY what I thought!!! Now, if a 2 legged creature is every dumb enough...PLEASE take pictures!!

 

[kuntrygirl]

Welllllllllllllllllll, since you asked (*clears throat*), yes I do walk around with a sidearm strapped to my hip AND thigh AND ankle. I have to be ready for anything and at any time. I keep 1 fire arm (loaded) and ammo in the feed storage room and I can get to it within 2 minutes of seeing my target and another fire arm and ammo at the back door in the house in the kitchen. If I want to turn it into a hide and seek game and want to give the target a chance to get away so that I can find it and take it out, then I will run (running makes it more exciting) in the house to get the fire arm that is propped up against the wall in the kitchen at the back door. It's always fun every now and then to play a game a cat and mouse (with of course me being the cat). The fire arm at the back door is also used for 2 legged creatures who chose to venture off onto the krazy chicken lady's property and who have psychotic/hallucinating thoughts that they are about to attack and harm a sweet little quiet well mannered girl like me . This situation turns into "Since you're coming to harm me, I"m gonna harm you" kinda game. This allows me to do a covert operation and roll around on the ground and crawl into my bunker to hide and then crawl right out and climb into my kitchen window to grab "Big Bertha" only to climb right out of the kitchen window back into my bunker to sit and wait for the target and to shoot them in the knee so that I can detain them and beat the day lights out of them while waiting on the Sheriff to arrive. I"m ALWAYS ready.

Just another reason we get along so well together!

 

[kuntrygirl]

Welllllllllllllllllll, since you asked (*clears throat*), yes I do walk around with a sidearm strapped to my hip AND thigh AND ankle. I have to be ready for anything and at any time. I keep 1 fire arm (loaded) and ammo in the feed storage room and I can get to it within 2 minutes of seeing my target and another fire arm and ammo at the back door in the house in the kitchen. If I want to turn it into a hide and seek game and want to give the target a chance to get away so that I can find it and take it out, then I will run (running makes it more exciting) in the house to get the fire arm that is propped up against the wall in the kitchen at the back door. It's always fun every now and then to play a game a cat and mouse (with of course me being the cat). The fire arm at the back door is also used for 2 legged creatures who chose to venture off onto the krazy chicken lady's property and who have psychotic/hallucinating thoughts that they are about to attack and harm a sweet little quiet well mannered girl like me . This situation turns into "Since you're coming to harm me, I"m gonna harm you" kinda game. This allows me to do a covert operation and roll around on the ground and crawl into my bunker to hide and then crawl right out and climb into my kitchen window to grab "Big Bertha" only to climb right out of the kitchen window back into my bunker to sit and wait for the target and to shoot them in the knee so that I can detain them and beat the day lights out of them while waiting on the Sheriff to arrive. I"m ALWAYS ready.

  I did ask!!  And, EXACTLY what I thought!!! Now, if a 2 legged creature is every dumb enough...PLEASE take pictures!!

Oh, you KNOW that I WILL take pictures. I will have a pic of the chalk drawn around his body in addition to the "Police Line Do Not Cross" yellow ribbon.

 

[ederob]

Oh, you KNOW that I WILL take pictures. I will have a pic of the chalk drawn around his body in addition to the "Police Line Do Not Cross" yellow ribbon.

 

[Angelicisi]

Ready at all times...lol
Pellet gun in other corner, raised 2nd story wrap around porch gives us great shots lol

Welllllllllllllllllll, since you asked (*clears throat*), yes I do walk around with a sidearm strapped to my hip AND thigh AND ankle. I have to be ready for anything and at any time. I keep 1 fire arm (loaded) and ammo in the feed storage room and I can get to it within 2 minutes of seeing my target and another fire arm and ammo at the back door in the house in the kitchen. If I want to turn it into a hide and seek game and want to give the target a chance to get away so that I can find it and take it out, then I will run (running makes it more exciting) in the house to get the fire arm that is propped up against the wall in the kitchen at the back door. It's always fun every now and then to play a game a cat and mouse (with of course me being the cat). The fire arm at the back door is also used for 2 legged creatures who chose to venture off onto the krazy chicken lady's property and who have psychotic/hallucinating thoughts that they are about to attack and harm a sweet little quiet well mannered girl like me . This situation turns into "Since you're coming to harm me, I"m gonna harm you" kinda game. This allows me to do a covert operation and roll around on the ground and crawl into my bunker to hide and then crawl right out and climb into my kitchen window to grab "Big Bertha" only to climb right out of the kitchen window back into my bunker to sit and wait for the target and to shoot them in the knee so that I can detain them and beat the day lights out of them while waiting on the Sheriff to arrive. I"m ALWAYS ready.

Hahahaha

I've been thinking...(no smart comments)...Is it like the wild west at your house?  Do you walk around with a sidearm strapped to your hip or thigh?  I could run and grab a bb gun, but by the time I figured out I needed the gun, ran, got gun and bullets, then loaded whatever was after my animals would have dined, had desert and sent me a thank you card!

 

[kuntrygirl]

Ready at all times...lol
Pellet gun in other corner, raised 2nd story wrap around porch gives us great shots lol

Welllllllllllllllllll, since you asked (*clears throat*), yes I do walk around with a sidearm strapped to my hip AND thigh AND ankle. I have to be ready for anything and at any time. I keep 1 fire arm (loaded) and ammo in the feed storage room and I can get to it within 2 minutes of seeing my target and another fire arm and ammo at the back door in the house in the kitchen. If I want to turn it into a hide and seek game and want to give the target a chance to get away so that I can find it and take it out, then I will run (running makes it more exciting) in the house to get the fire arm that is propped up against the wall in the kitchen at the back door. It's always fun every now and then to play a game a cat and mouse (with of course me being the cat). The fire arm at the back door is also used for 2 legged creatures who chose to venture off onto the krazy chicken lady's property and who have psychotic/hallucinating thoughts that they are about to attack and harm a sweet little quiet well mannered girl like me . This situation turns into "Since you're coming to harm me, I"m gonna harm you" kinda game. This allows me to do a covert operation and roll around on the ground and crawl into my bunker to hide and then crawl right out and climb into my kitchen window to grab "Big Bertha" only to climb right out of the kitchen window back into my bunker to sit and wait for the target and to shoot them in the knee so that I can detain them and beat the day lights out of them while waiting on the Sheriff to arrive. I"m ALWAYS ready.

Hahahaha

I've been thinking...(no smart comments)...Is it like the wild west at your house?  Do you walk around with a sidearm strapped to your hip or thigh?  I could run and grab a bb gun, but by the time I figured out I needed the gun, ran, got gun and bullets, then loaded whatever was after my animals would have dined, had desert and sent me a thank you card!

Am I seeing a pellet gun/bow and arrow combo? Archery/bow hunting?

Yea buddy !!!!!!!!

 

[PrimroseMom1]

Just another reason we get along so well together!

X2. I keep a gun for any two legged idiot that might try to harm me. I live near LSU and once a drunk student was trying to unlock my door with his key. Of course, I didn't know it was a drunk student. Called 911 " someone is trying to come in my backdoor, I have a gun, I know how to use it and I will use it. ". 911: "ok, but better to wait until there is at least damage to the door. " I aimed for the back door and called out loudly "I have a gun and I will kill you if you open that door (add some fierce cursing etc which my trainer told me use, ie not my sweet voice. ). Man keeps pushing on the door. He never says anything and never stops trying to get in. Now, in my book that's someone who accepts his fate of death, so now it is me waiting until I decide to squeeze the trigger, waiting until there can be no doubt he is trying to break in (keeping the law on my side) so I am settled in with a calm steely eye pointing that gun at the door. Just in time the police call that they are outside and to put the gun down. I guess you don't wait as long if you tell them you are ready, willing and able to kill the intruder. I had some targets, all bulls eyes, from my last visit to the range I wanted to show the stupid student and tell him he was very close to death, but he was too drunk to see or hear. I am a very good shot and I will DEFINATELY defend myself.

 

[kuntrygirl]

Just another reason we get along so well together!

X2. I keep a gun for any two legged idiot that might try to harm me. I live near LSU and once a drunk student was trying to unlock my door with his key. Of course, I didn't know it was a drunk student. Called 911 " someone is trying to come in my backdoor, I have a gun, I know how to use it and I will use it. ". 911: "ok, but better to wait until there is at least damage to the door. " I aimed for the back door and called out loudly "I have a gun and I will kill you if you open that door (add some fierce cursing etc which my trainer told me use, ie not my sweet voice. ). Man keeps pushing on the door. Police call that they are outside and to put the gun down. I had some targets, all bulls eyes, from my last visit to the range I wanted to show the stupid student and tell him he was very close to death, but he was too drunk to see or hear. I am a very good shot and I will DEFINATELY defend myself.

OH MY!

No wine for me if I plan on visiting you.

 

[PrimroseMom1]

OH MY!

No wine for me if I plan on visiting you.

Haha. All you have to do is ring the doorbell, better yet, let me know you're coming. I don't try to shoot everyone. Lol