You know if money was no object and I wanted something with low spouse impact I would buy a children's playhouse and add a roosts and nests to it. They are so cute your wife is bound to love it! Plus you would have so many to choose from, and it will be less of an eyesore.
BTW, I laughed out loud when I read low spouse impact chickens.
BTW, I laughed out loud when I read low spouse impact chickens.