"Minnesota Midget Melons" , they have a 60-75 days rather than the 90-100 days. They might be small, but they are delicious.
So when does your bottom and leg stop hurting? Yikes! Those things look so scary. And as someone else asked, will the chickens eat them?
The butt-shelf: that part where your bottom hangs--most unfortunately--over your leg. If you were to stand on your head, you might be able to balance a drink on it.

I find myself irresistibly drawn to this chicken ... anybody know why? I think I'm being brainwashed by the celeb look-alikes.
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