I wish I had some advise for you. have you tried moving her poop to one area and giving her a treat when she's in that area so hopefully she gets the idea that's where it goes?
I have the strangest german shepherd ever. When she was younger and I left the house, I used to just let her have run of the house. She would open up the dryer, pull out the clean clothes and stuff them into her water dish, making sure no part of the clothing article she had chosen was left hanging out of the dish. We used to give her our pizza crust to munch on....until we started finding them stuffed INSIDE our pillow cases and actually tucked under our covers when we crawled into bed. She knows how to open doors using her front paws like hands. And now she has decided that instead, of doing her business in the lush, open grass or even in the woods available to her, she will poop instead in the middle of the driveway right in the path of my daycare clients every morning.![]()

Weird to me. The fuzzy one, a showgirl right? is kinda cute. Kinda. I want to take this moment to share a funny private moment with DH... we just inherited a LOT of chickens from Klf's downsize. DH thought I was a nut. (I am) After a very hot day transitioning them all he says, shaking his head, "I get it. You'll never hear me say this again, but I like the pretty birds."
