Make-A-Wish-At-A-Price

[OwlLover]

She starts to lay, but she turns out to be an internal layer.
I wish to own an owl.

 

[WooingWyandotte]

You get an owl, but while your sleeping it pecks your eyes out.
I wish for a cowboy.

 

[The Breaker]

wish granted but he is 3 feet tall

I wish 98.8 of my eggs will hatch and live

 

[WooingWyandotte]

Eh, they'll hatch, but die two weeks later.

I wish for a horse.

 

[The Breaker]

wish granted but he is so sick you will have to put him down

I wish for a millon dollars oh and I said the chicks live

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

You get a million dollars, but someone steals it before you can spend any.

I wish I could speak Welsh!

 

[StarLover21]

You learn welsh, but that is the day that the leader of Wales changes the official language to japanese and the language goes extinct.

I wish I could move to north carolina.

 

[chicklover16]

you can move to north carolina but everyone in carolina dies so you are the only person there!

I wish I could go the the poultry show.

 

[Magic Birdie]

You get to go, but everyone is murdered by an ice cream truck driver

I wish my birds would stop yelling at each other

 

[WooingWyandotte]

Your birds stop yelling, but they scream instead.

I wish for a unicorn.