Make-A-Wish-At-A-Price

[AidKD]

Granted. But you eat a bee that was in your honey one day and you have an allergic reaction and die.

I wish that I could ride my horse with my friend today

Granted, but a snake spooks your horse causing him to buck you off and resulting in him and you both having a broken leg.

I wish I already had another chicken tractor built.

 

[BackroadGirl57]

Granted
But your chickens don't like it. They all get out and get away and you spend a week catching them all.

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

I wish I had 20 acres

 

[Devyn Nagy]

I wish I had 20 acres

Granted. But it's all thistles and you don't have anything but a shovel and no gloves.
I wish my chickens had a bit of intelligence.

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

Granted. But it's all thistles and you don't have anything but a shovel and no gloves.
I wish my chickens had a bit of intelligence.

Granted. But they use the intelligence to form an army and over throw you.
I wish I could fly

 

[Devyn Nagy]

Granted. But they use the intelligence to form an army and over throw you.
I wish I could fly

Granted, but you crash into the ocean and get eaten by a shark.
I wish I was born in 1875.

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

Granted, but you crash into the ocean and get eaten by a shark.
I wish I was born in 1875.

Granted. But you die in 1876.
I wish I had a million dollars

 

[Devyn Nagy]

Granted. But you die in 1876.
I wish I had a million dollars

Granted but, well, taxes.
I wish @Pampered chicken girl wasn't so cruel to my wishes.

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

Granted but, well, taxes.
I wish @Pampered chicken girl wasn't so cruel to my wishes.

Granted, but only for 5 minutes