Granted, but you loose your job.Granted, but it's the most miserable, horrible experience of your whole life.
I wish I didn't feel like such an idiot for sleeping through my alarms and suddenly not have to go to work this morning.....
Granted, but you touch a monster you drew and it came alive and ate you
Granted, but you get an even worse cold on the left side, and it NEVER goes away.
Granted, but she stops laying eggs
Granted, but it's 100 sick chickens that fail to thrive
Granted, but it's free rancid steak.
Granted, but your propane tank is empty and you freeze to death
Granted, but right before the harvest grasshoppers come and eat everything.
Granted. But you accidentally plant nettles and you die from all the stings
Granted, but then someone in your family decided to "help out" and picks them all while they're not yet ripe.Granted. But you accidentally plant nettles and you die from all the stings
I wish for our zucchinni plants to bear fruit
Granted. But you eat a bee that was in your honey one day and you have an allergic reaction and die.
