Make-A-Wish-At-A-Price

[tweetysvoice]

Your asthma stops and you breathe better, but now you catch hives and find out your allergic to (of all things) CHICKENS!

I wish I didn't have to go grocery shopping tomorrow night.

 

[WooingWyandotte]

You don't have to go grocery shopping; but you keep forgetting so that you end up having to do a monster shopping trip.

I wish for jelly beans.

 

[Whittni]

You get your beans but a bantam chicken poops on your foot when you open the bag.

I wish I could buy a world poultry show winning Crele Old English Game Bantam for five dollars.

 

[tweetysvoice]

You buy the bantum for 5 bucks, but find out that it cheated on it's win and you are implicated in show cheating.

I wish that I didn't have to work this week.

 

[ChickenRadio]

you dont need to work this wekk because of a chicken stamped

i wish i had a sub token on HI2

 

[sparklecandyuni]

You get one, but then your mom grounds you from EVERYTHING.
I wish that my field trip was ten days earlier.

 

[3LilBirds]

Your field trip is ten day earlier but on your way there you're abducted by Aliens!!!

I wish for a Venti Mocha Frappe with one pump of peppermint.

 

[sparklecandyuni]

You get your frappe, but you drop it and don't get another one.
I wish for a MacBook

 

[DuckLover2399]

You get it but you end up getting food poisoning.
I wish for a good brother.

 

[sparklecandyuni]

You get a good brother, but he dies of heart failure.
I wish my friends would get along.