Mango Funeral

[Devyn Nagy]

Why @Devyn Nagy?!?! Why????

I was trying to rhyme.

 

[TesoroSena]

What’s the name of the dish made by mashing mango pulp unintentionally?
It’s called “Mea Pulpa,” as I just stated!

 

[Mellow800]

I was trying to rhyme.

that was actually a pretty good rhyme

 

[Mellow800]

Alright ready to make mango this thread juicy?

Ummm maybe…

 

[TesoroSena]

Why did the mom tell her child to let the man-go if he couldn’t get her fruit joke?
Because she always advises, “You should let the man-go!”

 

[Mellow800]

What’s the name of the dish made by mashing mango pulp unintentionally?
It’s called “Mea Pulpa,” as I just stated!

Why did the mom tell her child to let the man-go if he couldn’t get her fruit joke?
Because she always advises, “You should let the man-go!”

Those are both horrible

 

[TesoroSena]

Why did the father comment on the tropical fruits his sister bought?
He said, “These fruits can make any mango mad!”

 

[TesoroSena]

Why did the teenager stop eating mangoes after starting gender studies in school?
Because they said, “Because it’s called a mango and not a womango!”

 

[TesoroSena]

How do people in Japan determine when a mango is ripe?
They say, “Just Pokeman-go!”

 

[Mellow800]

I love those jokes @TesoroSena