My little niece was about that age when she visited and DW took her to the backyard to see our chickens. She got wide-eyed and and leaned over to my wife, as if she was letting her in on a secret, and said "Those are shickens!"Okay, I finally know something funny to post!
I call a little girl I know "chicken." It's her cute little nickname, not an insult (chicken people, right?). She's three, and she's super shy; when she wouldn't give an Elder in our church a high-five, I told her, "It's alright, Chicken, maybe next time." Our poor Elder looked super shocked, and I had to explain the whole thing!![]()