MAY "SHARE A LAUGH! " ~Land of the Free Because of the brave HAL w/hosts Mike & Sally

[mlm Mike]

OK, funny story from my yard sale yesterday. Sold a little table to a lady and helped her get it into her car. She came back 2 min later asking if I had seen her phone. I hadn't but volunteered to call it in case she had dropped it nearby. It rang from her back pocket. We shared a laugh and she said, laughing at herself and pointing to the back pocket, dumb ***. (Literally in this case

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[mlm Mike]

Good morning!

 

[BullChick]

 

[BullChick]

Marco

 

[BantyChooks]

Yes you do! Now, drink your coffee (in a sippy cup ) and be happy. -Banti

 

[mlm Mike]

 

[BullChick]

 

[Granny Hatchet]

Last Night I Dreamed of Chickens

Jack Prelutsky, 1940
Last night I dreamed of chickens,
there were chickens everywhere,
they were standing on my stomach,
they were nesting in my hair,
they were pecking at my pillow,
they were hopping on my head,
they were ruffling up their feathers
as they raced about my bed.

They were on the chairs and tables,
they were on the chandeliers,
they were roosting in the corners,
they were clucking in my ears,
there were chickens, chickens, chickens
for as far as I could see...
when I woke today, I noticed
there were eggs on top of me.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

 

[mlm Mike]