"as per the rules please dont ask that, I do not feel comfortable answering that at this time"
You're over 25, otherwise you'd be saying proudly, "I'm ALMOST 22. In another 10 months." or "I'm 18 and a HALF." No one over the age of 25 says, "and a half" when they're referring to their age.
"all that takes is two careless kids and you can have kids"
You're over 35. No one under 35 refers to kids with kids as kids. Opes, just let on that I'm over 35.
"I have a couple of the 1/3rd of NORMAL sized chickens"
You're over 40. Starting in the mid 40s, people have more confidence to say whatever they want. And they really don't care what people think anymore.
You're almost 50. Getting a rile out of 20 somethings by saying something harmless but ornery is the best entertainment around.
You're 48. Maybe 54. Ok, ok, 52, but you look 43. Wait, you're 41, but grew up fast because you had kids while you were a kid, but you look 71. Because you had kids while you were a kid.
So there ya go.