Men are like

[Wildsky]

 

[HobbyChickener]

If it weren't for the men all women would starve!!


They would be on chairs screaming about spiders and mice and creepy crawlies til they fell over from hunger because there wouldn't be a man to scare it away or pick it up!!

Would be a lot of unopened jars too.

 

[PurpleChicken]

What's the difference between a man and a catfish?



























One's a scumsucking bottom dweller.
The other is a fish.

What's the difference between a man and a savings bond?

























One matures with age.





















I'm too much of a gentleMAN to write the ones I know about women.
Plus I don't want to get banned.


Don - MAN and pround of it.

 

[Wildsky]

 

[Wildsky]

 

[momoftwinsinwi]

Hobbychicken, you are wayy off base, especially on this board, are you from TX?? LOL

 

[mdbucks]

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Yeah way off base if my wife had to cook she would starve to death, that is why she keeeps me around.

 

[Wildsky]

 

[HobbyChickener]

Not off base and definitely not a Texan! Just like to stir 'em up while their man bashin'! No fear here!

Beside's I'm hitched I know how it works Held my share of purses outside fitting rooms and squished my share of spiders -just for you Wildsky- It all fun and games here!

 

[PurpleChicken]

My wife keeps me around out of spite.