Men are like

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by mdbucks, Oct 16, 2007.

  1. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    feel free to add to these:

    Men are like ... newborn babies
    They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.

    Men are like ... computers.
    Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

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  2. eggzettera

    eggzettera Chillin' With My Peeps

    How are men and batteries different?
    Batteries have a positive side.

    Why do men prefer blondes?
    Men always like intellectual company.

    How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
    At the circus the clowns don't talk.

    Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

    Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown. . .
    Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?

    How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    Rename the mail folder to "Instruction Manual."

    How do you save a man from drowning?
    Take your foot off his head.
     
  3. Alleyoops25

    Alleyoops25 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Men are like Out Houses.....The good ones are taken and the rest are full of it. [​IMG] I know I am bad.

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  4. DuckLady

    DuckLady Administrator Staff Member

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    This is a fun thread. Lets remember to keep it clean and family friendly.
     
  5. Royicus

    Royicus Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Men are like... required for the continuance of mankind. Same for women.
     
  6. bantymum

    bantymum Chillin' With My Peeps

    Come on you blokes, are you going to take this lying down????
    perhaps they are right?
     
  7. Royicus

    Royicus Chillin' With My Peeps

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    What? I responded. But as a man, I do not feel threatened, intimidated, or insulted by these sayings. My ego is just far to large, right silkiechicken?

    *waits for inflation*
     
  8. bantymum

    bantymum Chillin' With My Peeps

    I am also waiting for elderoo to respond, should be a corker!!!!Duck your heads girls!!
     
  9. bantymum

    bantymum Chillin' With My Peeps

    C'mon Elderoo, time to get up!!!
     
  10. silkiechicken

    silkiechicken Staff PhD Premium Member

    Quote:Of course it's huge! Must keep it inflated for best results. :p
     

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