Men are like

[mdbucks]

feel free to add to these:

Men are like ... newborn babies
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.

Men are like ... computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

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[eggzettera]

How are men and batteries different?
Batteries have a positive side.

Why do men prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown. . .
Ever noticed that all problems start with MEN?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to "Instruction Manual."

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

 

[Alleyoops25]

Men are like Out Houses.....The good ones are taken and the rest are full of it.

I know I am bad.

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[DuckLady]

This is a fun thread. Lets remember to keep it clean and family friendly.

 

[Royicus]

Men are like... required for the continuance of mankind. Same for women.

 

[bantymum]

Come on you blokes, are you going to take this lying down????
perhaps they are right?

 

[Royicus]

What? I responded. But as a man, I do not feel threatened, intimidated, or insulted by these sayings. My ego is just far to large, right silkiechicken?

*waits for inflation*

 

[bantymum]

I am also waiting for elderoo to respond, should be a corker!!!!Duck your heads girls!!

 

[bantymum]

C'mon Elderoo, time to get up!!!

 

[silkiechicken]

Quote:
Of course it's huge! Must keep it inflated for best results.