Men's selective hearing

[al6517]

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I'm sure, since it happened so long ago - yesterday - that even though DH is off this weekend, the whole police dept. already knows about me accidently "flashing" the letter carrier yesterday. He probably sent them all a text message about it within 15 minutes of me telling him. I'm still getting teased by the officers about a 'coon incident that happened three years ago!

Laughter is what keeps us young.

Flashed Accidentily ?????

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

DH logic on not moving cat - wood floors were just refinished, cat puke damages finish, rug is patterned to start, stained by 9 kids, 5 dogs and 4 cats, and he does clean up the puke, so better to have cat puke on rug.

 

[gritsar]

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[gritsar]

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I'm sure, since it happened so long ago - yesterday - that even though DH is off this weekend, the whole police dept. already knows about me accidently "flashing" the letter carrier yesterday. He probably sent them all a text message about it within 15 minutes of me telling him. I'm still getting teased by the officers about a 'coon incident that happened three years ago!

Laughter is what keeps us young.

Flashed Accidentily ?????

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=513548

 

[al6517]

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[ChickenAlgebra]

I figure since right now I can't clean up the cat puke, I shouldn't complain that DH does clean it up right away. But I'd rather the cat is not on the rug when she has her daily puke session.

 

[Spookwriter]

Laughter keeps us from going insane.

Yes, we poke at our husbands, our wifes and each other.
Last thing on earth I would do is to actually laugh at my wife.
Laugh with her...but never at her.

That would hurt her feelings, and who would feed me then?

I watched her vacuum the living room today. She sucked the cord
right up. Messed up the vacuum. She got mad. I never said a word.
I'm smarter than that.

(ask me what we bought at Wal-Mart today...)

Actually laughing AT my wife can (and has) prove hazardous to my
married bliss. She is a woman. She is ONLY a woman. Women can be
mad about the dumbest things for days. And they NEVER forget, or forgive.
Not in their nature.

Now a married man...we forgive our wife on a daily basis. We have too.
And we don't have to keep bringing up yesterdays mistakes...my wife makes
so many goofy mistakes daily, I don't need to use yesterday.

After all...my wife is just a woman...and that explains why she does the things
she does.

 

[gritsar]

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[luvchicks8]

Just sent Dh to the store for garbage bags and milk. He came back with tinfoil and bread

 

[al6517]

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Flashed Accidentily ?????

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=513548

OMG how funny was that...................... bless your heart !!! wow what a great story, and now I can see you getting ribbed about that.