Michigan Thread - all are welcome!

[Opa]

The most important part of any surgery is the waking up part, and since I am typing this I can state with confidence that that part worked. Now if the actual procedure worked I will be a happy camper.

However, typing with one hand is difficult. With two hands I never look at the keyboard, with one I have to hunt and peck.

After 28 years together I would have thought Hope would realize I can't be held responsible for the rapid demise of cake. I'm fairly certain that it has been scientifically proven that cakes are not without the ability to communicate. I know I have heard them calling out to me, begging for me to taste them.

Hope claims that since I will eat cake at any time of the day, even having cake for breakfast, that I am addicted to it. Wiping the frosting from my mustache after doing a line of cake, I vehemently denied it.

 

[vintagegem]

The most important part of any surgery is the waking up part, and since I am typing this I can state with confidence that that part worked. Now if the actual procedure worked I will be a happy camper.

However, typing with one hand is difficult. With two hands I never look at the keyboard, with one I have to hunt and peck.

After 28 years together I would have thought Hope would realize I can't be held responsible for the rapid demise of cake. I'm fairly certain that it has been scientifically proven that cakes are not without the ability to communicate. I know I have heard them calling out to me, begging for me to taste them.

Hope claims that since I will eat cake at any time of the day, even having cake for breakfast, that I am addicted to it. Wiping the frosting from my mustache after doing a line of cake, I vehemently denied it.

....I agree, cake calls out to me on a regular basis too !

 

[Czarben]

Got my first egg today! Of course I wasn't expecting it and it froze and cracked

 

[aart]

The most important part of any surgery is the waking up part, and since I am typing this I can state with confidence that that part worked. Now if the actual procedure worked I will be a happy camper.

However, typing with one hand is difficult. With two hands I never look at the keyboard, with one I have to hunt and peck.

After 28 years together I would have thought Hope would realize I can't be held responsible for the rapid demise of cake. I'm fairly certain that it has been scientifically proven that cakes are not without the ability to communicate. I know I have heard them calling out to me, begging for me to taste them.

Hope claims that since I will eat cake at any time of the day, even having cake for breakfast, that I am addicted to it. Wiping the frosting from my mustache after doing a line of cake, I vehemently denied it.

Good Pain Meds huh?

 

[LisaLouHoo]

Welcome newbies!!!   Lots of good advice on this thread.  

I have idiot neighbors on both sides of me!!       When we moved here 15 yrs ago, we had the best neighbors.  Had so much fun with them.  Then one moved and a macho moron and idiot wife moved in.  Ok, still had a fantastic neighbor on one side of me... and then he left.  Now, there is a man and his girlfriend living there.  He called the police cuz my chickens were in his yard!  He could call the police and not us??   Needless to say, we don't speak.  They don't speak to anyone.    What is wrong with people???

Help, there's chickens in my yard....call the police!!! Still laughing. Not so funny for you guys, but they do sound pretty dumb!!

 

[Monstro]

Got my first egg today! Of course I wasn't expecting it and it froze and cracked

Im worried we'll have this also. How old are they? Our 4 are 6 months and 4-1/2 months.

 

[Czarben]

They're 6mo old RIRs

 

[Opa]

I never take pain meds. Don't like how they make me feel.

 

[eatwhatyougrow]

Eat what you grow.... I would get some broad breasted turkeys, they grow fast and you get a lot of meat for the effort. You may.. may, be able to get a processor to grind turkey burger for you. If that is what I wanted to use the meat for, that is what I would do. I just fed my birds layer pellets since I have chickens too and also let them free range and gave them cracked corn. One of my Toms got to be 40 lbs and that was in just a few months.

I believe there is a turkey thread under the misc section toward the bottom of the forum list.

Silly,
Hey I found the turkey thread and started reading through it and I think your right about the breed/type I grabbed all my chick hatchery catalogs and looked through them, looks like Hoovers hatchery and Cackle have the best prices, do you think the bronze or the white are better, I think I might pasture them so I am thinking that I would go with the bronze to blend in more but I will probably grind them myself as I was planning on getting a grinder this year anyway just another reason to get it and use it. I think I saw that Fame and Home stores had turkeys last year and they get theirs from Townline so I don't know I'll but I am thinking of getting 20 of them I figure if 15 make it and I get 30lb average then I would get about 400lbs of meat which would cost over 1000 to buy so I figure that knowing where it came from how it was fed etc. Anyway thanks for the heads up!

 

[tntchix]

The most important part of any surgery is the waking up part, and since I am typing this I can state with confidence that that part worked. Now if the actual procedure worked I will be a happy camper.

However, typing with one hand is difficult. With two hands I never look at the keyboard, with one I have to hunt and peck.

After 28 years together I would have thought Hope would realize I can't be held responsible for the rapid demise of cake. I'm fairly certain that it has been scientifically proven that cakes are not without the ability to communicate. I know I have heard them calling out to me, begging for me to taste them.

Hope claims that since I will eat cake at any time of the day, even having cake for breakfast, that I am addicted to it. Wiping the frosting from my mustache after doing a line of cake, I vehemently denied it.

I hear cake voices too.

ETA: Well wishes procedures does as expected. I was distracted by the cake. LOL