The most important part of any surgery is the waking up part, and since I am typing this I can state with confidence that that part worked. Now if the actual procedure worked I will be a happy camper.
However, typing with one hand is difficult. With two hands I never look at the keyboard, with one I have to hunt and peck.
After 28 years together I would have thought Hope would realize I can't be held responsible for the rapid demise of cake. I'm fairly certain that it has been scientifically proven that cakes are not without the ability to communicate. I know I have heard them calling out to me, begging for me to taste them.
Hope claims that since I will eat cake at any time of the day, even having cake for breakfast, that I am addicted to it. Wiping the frosting from my mustache after doing a line of cake, I vehemently denied it.
However, typing with one hand is difficult. With two hands I never look at the keyboard, with one I have to hunt and peck.
After 28 years together I would have thought Hope would realize I can't be held responsible for the rapid demise of cake. I'm fairly certain that it has been scientifically proven that cakes are not without the ability to communicate. I know I have heard them calling out to me, begging for me to taste them.
Hope claims that since I will eat cake at any time of the day, even having cake for breakfast, that I am addicted to it. Wiping the frosting from my mustache after doing a line of cake, I vehemently denied it.
When we moved here 15 yrs ago, we had the best neighbors. Had so much fun with them. Then one moved and a macho moron and idiot wife moved in. Ok, still had a fantastic neighbor on one side of me... and then he left. Now, there is a man and his girlfriend living there. He called the police cuz my chickens were in his yard! He could call the police and not us?? Needless to say, we don't speak. They don't speak to anyone. What is wrong with people???
Not so funny for you guys, but they do sound pretty dumb!!
