of quotes I LOVED before we started the Stats section last week:
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please (Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable)" -- Mark Twain
"USA Today has come out with a new survey...apparently three out of four people make up 75% of the population". -- David Letterman
STATISTICS: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
STATISTICIAN: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that, under analysis, some of them won't stand up either
Personally, I never "believe" figures that are thrown at me, whether they happen to back up my personal views or not...
Hope this doesn't offend anyone...but statistics have always driven me nuts since, as Mark Twain said, they are so "pliable"!!